If You Had a Time Machine

[Smid]

myself, to early 2004, so I could post it here and constantly guarantee that Obama is the next president for 4+ years.

This, and this:

myself: in order to begin betting on it ASAP

And start the betting either after Obama gives his speech at the 2004 Convention, or after he announces he's forming an exploratory committee, so as to receive the longest odds possible.