UN document would give 'Mother Earth' same rights as humans

[Antonio the Sixth]

LOL

"All bugs, trees and other natural things are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."

"Every trees and other natural things are entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a natural thing belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty."

"Every tree, bug and other natural thing have the right to life, liberty and security of person."

"No tree, bug and other natural thing shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms."

"No tree, bug and other natural thing shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."

etc...

[Antonio the Sixth]

obviously written by Al Gore

Of course...