Who is worse? Satan or God?

[The Arizonan]

Be honest. Who do you think is worse? Satan or God?

I'm starting to think that Satan is really the lesser of two evils.

Satan doesn't tell people what to do with a long list of rules and he hasn't killed millions of people. He doesn't tell you to not use his name is vain and he doesn't go around putting curses on individuals.

God is basically a police officer in deity form.

The late George Carlin said that in a decently-run universe, God would be out on his all-powerful ass because the world is a mess.