Windjammer
Labor
Wonderment
Please use the Federally recognized names of the Midwestern states in this thread. You're more than welcome to use the other names in your Region's business and correspondence - I merely ask that you not use them here.
I am afraid I will have to invoke the full wrath of Midwestern law upon you when our criminal statutes are updated.
You're more than welcome to convict me, imprison me, execute me, etc.
in absentia, but unless your regional government can somehow find a way to expand its jurisdiction to Connecticut, where I reside, I would encourage you not to waste your own time.