RISK Domination VIII: Finished!!

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Attacks


Oklahoma invades Arkansas (Bacon King) with 13 battalions available to attack, while 7 battalions will defend.

Gustaf [13] rolls 3 dice:	[5] [3] [3]
Bacon King [7] rolls 2 dice:	[6] [3]
Gustaf loses 2 battalions

Gustaf [11] rolls 3 dice:	[5] [1] [1]
Bacon King [7] rolls 2 dice:	[5] [3]
Gustaf loses 2 battalions

Gustaf [9] rolls 3 dice:	[2] [2] [1]
Bacon King [7] rolls 2 dice:	[3] [2]
Gustaf loses 2 battalions

Gustaf [7] rolls 3 dice:	[3] [3] [1]
Bacon King [7] rolls 2 dice:	[5] [3]
Gustaf loses 2 battalions

Gustaf [5] rolls 3 dice:	[3] [2] [2]
Bacon King [7] rolls 2 dice:	[5] [5]
Gustaf loses 2 battalions

Gustaf retreats to Okahoma, where there are now 4 battalions in total.  Bacon King has 7 battalions remaining in Arkansas.

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That does it. I'm never playing any games involving dice with Bacon King. Ever.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Even though people are aware that I am trying to not be a threat, it does not change the fact that I am, actually, at this time, not a threat, to anybody! This is how I manage to survive.

about 35% of the time I play risk, I am the first player to be defeated.
30% of the time I win
30% of the time I am the LAST player to be defeated
Only 5% of the time do I end up with some other outcome (IE being defeated somewhere between 2nd and 4th)

How do you remember these statistics? Did you jot it down in your Risk Campaign Book?

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Also, my current possessions violate the Mull of Kintyre Rule.

Florida by itself violates the Mull of Kintyre Rule.