Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[King]

The role of Bushie on tonight's episode will be played by Emile Hirsch.

[King]

Finally, sex is back in the update thread and as a bonus it's not cringe-inducing!

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Bushie is definitely the guy in the office that every one else can't stand, right?

More so the one they pretend doesn't exist so they can feel comfortable about going to work.

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This is what makes the Bushie story so intriguing.  When building all the details seem pretty boring and straightforward, but then the twist comes and we're left piecing together all those previous scenes actually meant and our mind is blown at how we missed it the first time.

[King]

I wonder if he'll stop to see the Grand Canyon. It's not too far from I-40. It's well worth seeing if you've not been before.

It'll also improve the odds that he picks up a hitchhiker along the way, who he ends up "renting" part of his house to in order to make some money.

[King]

You can't seriously expect us to believe that you quit your job, threw away all the money you had invested in moving to Utah, wasted money on gas, lodging, etc. for the return trip to Oklahoma all so you can personally drive by the house you don't live in anymore once or twice a day to "check on it"?

Some Injuns might uproot it and take it back to the reservation, Lief.

[King]

What's this shed business?  I missed it the first time.

[King]

Some methheads broke into Bushie's house's shed while he was in Utah, had an orgy there, and didn't clean up afterwards.

[King]

I just want to post oakvale's "Smug Bushie" smiley again in case people missed it the first time:

I thought it was Hitler with acne.  Needs big outbox styles glasses and the moustache must be a solid, thick 1px.

[King]

Bushie, was your elementary school teacher Timothy McVeigh?

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Can Bushie just meet his tragic demise already?  I'm tired of all the false endings.