You look like a guy I knew in high school (sort of a proto-hipster, in that he would be obviously labeled a hipster these days but that term wasn't yet very widely used, at least not where I lived, in 2007/2008) who had a stereotypically Irish last name but was something like 1/8 Mexican, and so he put himself down as Hispanic on his college apps and got into Swarthmore (though UChicago was his first choice). His sister was cute but looked just like a feminized version of him so it was weird.
ed: According to Facebook he now looks like a super bro-y douche and works at T. Rowe Price as some sort of financial analyst.
Replace Swarthmore with Reed and Irish with German and that's me; creepy.
