The Comedy Goldmine (user search)
       |           

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
June 05, 2024, 08:30:27 PM
News: Election Simulator 2.0 Released. Senate/Gubernatorial maps, proportional electoral votes, and more - Read more

  Talk Elections
  Forum Community
  Forum Community (Moderators: The Dowager Mod, YE, KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸)
  The Comedy Goldmine (search mode)
Pages: 1 2 [3]
Author Topic: The Comedy Goldmine  (Read 247973 times)
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2013, 09:40:04 PM »

Guys, I would appreciate it if you would not post or comment on anything I say on my Facebook.  If you have a comment, let me know on Facebook.  I am in the process of reporting several posts.  Every single post that is from my Facebook (even paraphrased) and commented on will be reported.  NO exceptions.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2013, 11:28:21 AM »

Lancaster, PA (obviously)
Rockingham, NH (obviously again)
Montgomery, PA
Bucks, PA
York, ME
But.......but you're 19 :/

None for me of course.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2013, 08:44:11 AM »

copy and paste this across youtube if your a cool mature teen born in the wrong geniration who listens to francois mitterand and pink floyd not justin bieber and barrack obama crap!!
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2013, 09:27:09 PM »

Aren't there poll numbers for several of these conspiracy theories?

bah humbug
besides, i'm talking about the entire American populous

Including children and babies?

I'm assuming Republicans are included, yes.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2013, 08:35:22 AM »



In the spirit of the Christmas Season, I've decided to return after an 81 day period of sabbatical on the Atlas Forum.

As we sit around our Christmas trees this season, or in the cases of our liberal friends, their Eco-Friendly Holiday Trees, we remember one thing that unites all of us in a common good. The fact that we are all children of God and all live in a nation founded under God.

To all the negative naysayers and far left liberals, I'm back with a passion and so you best be on your toes.

- Reaganfan
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2013, 11:32:10 AM »

Recently, one of my teen Friends was ordered to appear in front of the District Attorney for sending pictures of his gentails. The also underaged lady did tell him before he sent it that it was fine and would not bother her. I expressed concern like most people, but not on the sympathy level on the political level instead. I feel his first amendments rights were violated for no one was harmed and the other lady on the cell phone was not bothered so it did not violate her rights. My bill that yes I have sent to my local state legislator included:
Legalizing sexting
Banning underage pornography
Expanding internet and social rights
People should respect what other people wish to share. I do agree that it will more then likely fill stupid for sending it later, but should not be prosecuted for it.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2014, 08:25:44 PM »

As a decade long Atlasian, I've seen many ups and downs within this great republic. However, I feel it prudent to announce that I am wholeheartedly against a Marxist Party or revolution in Atlasia.

The ideas of Marxism are thoroughly flawed, and one knows that the only possible way such horrific social ideals can be implemented within a society is by revolution. I fear that the communist manifesto and ideas of such could soon become common place within Atlasia if we do not take harsh action against such negative forum ethics. Let us begin our rally against the Marxists now.

Reaganfan
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2014, 11:07:34 PM »

I've come to the conclusion that the Tea Party as such is little more than an experiment in Radical Behaviourism. Rather than seeing as a systemic ideology with 'meanings', 'intentions' and, of course, 'history' as well as other mental abstractions and effluvium, the 'ideology' of the Tea Party is merely a set learned stimulus-responses that were adapted to one particular environment - the kitsch culture of the 80s - but are now maladaptive in our present circumstances or among sane people.

Thus an image of Obama - regardless of context - makes them salivate with incoherent rage and acts as an stimulus to perform their 'speech acts': MUH WELFARE, MUH MILITARY, MUH BENGHAZI - like Pavlov's dog. The repetitiveness of this stimulus-response mechanisms merely shows how particularly well-trained, and ill-thought out, these things are with little but other stimuli-responses associating themselves together. Therefore an image of Gun or a Muslim = Obama = DO NOT WANT = MUH WELFARE, MUH MILITARY, MUH BENGHAZI. There is no 'depth' or 'sense' here just learnt associations and stimulus reactions.



One of the founders of Modern 'Tea Partyism', the psychologist B.F. Skinner, training pigeons how to relate Benghazi to Abortion rates by giving them food in their cages when they hit upon the right stimulus. In six months time all of these pigeons will write for right-wing blogs or the National Review
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2014, 07:44:39 PM »

I'm going to assume western Ukraine is more fiscally conservative, and eastern Ukraine is more socially conservative?

Western Ukraine is fiscally conservative but socially liberal whereas eastern Ukraine is split between constitutional conservatives, bold progressive voices, and straight-talking mavericks with independent streaks a mile wide. Geopolitics 101, my friend.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #59 on: February 26, 2014, 02:14:00 PM »

Horrible Drug, just like heroin, meth, cocaine, morphine, etc.
Logged
Snowstalker Mk. II
Snowstalker
Atlas Star
*****
Posts: 20,414
Palestinian Territory, Occupied


Political Matrix
E: -7.10, S: -4.35

P P P
« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2014, 12:20:04 AM »

TIL Lief is a quaint grandmother.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3]  
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Terms of Service - DMCA Agent and Policy - Privacy Policy and Cookies

Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines

Page created in 0.025 seconds with 10 queries.