All about yourself!

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Height: 5'11
Weight: 127

lol

This applies to at least half of this website, friend. There have been significantly scarier ones way back, at least a dozen pounds lighter.

And then there's folks like me, who, at the same height, are roughly twice as heavy as Spark.

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let's update this nonsense

Age: 20
Gender: some sort of male
Sexuality: some sort of heterosexual
Race: white
Ethnicity: mostly german/italian/irish with a little bit of english
Religion: who know/who care
Height: 5'11-ish
Location: Millersville, Pennsylvania
Birthplace: Horsham, Pennsylvania
Languages: English
Favorite sports team: Boston Red Sox, New Jersey Devils, Boston Celtics, San Francisco 49ers
Favorite musical acts: Silent Planet, The Devil Wears Prada, Dance Gavin Dance, Converge, Enter Shikari, La Dispute, lots of other metalcore/post-hardcore/rap/hip-hop/alternative/skramz/hardcore/grindcore/emo/powerviolence/deathcore/etc.
Favorite TV show: Ugly Americans, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, The Eric Andre Show, Brad Neely's Harg Nallin Sclopio Peepio, other dumb shyt
If I could choose a nationality: Canadian
Occupation: student library worker
Interests: dogs

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Favorite sports team: New Jersey Devils

I'm so sorry.

They're my bastard child.

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Relationship Status: Twin brother

You're in a relationship with your twin brother?

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Update

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Religion: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Location: Millersville, PA
Birthplace: Langhorne, PA
Occupation: Student supervisor at my school's library
Political Orientation: Progressive/Democratic Socialist
Education: Junior at Millersville University. Majoring in English, minoring in Government.
Languages: English
Favorite President: LBJ, JFK, LMNOP
Favorite Music: how much time do you have
Favorite Books: Catcher in the Rye, anything about baseball
Favorite Films: Ted lol
Favourite Video Games: Mortal Kombat
Favorite TV Shows: Ugly Americans, Archer, Family Guy, South Park, Bojack Horseman
Favorite Sports: Baseball
Favorite Color: Cobalt blue
Favorite Sports Teams: Red Sox, sometimes Celtics, Devils, and 49ers.

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Blink-182 (punk rock)

lmao

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Blink-182 (punk rock)

lmao

none of their stuff has been good since Dogs Eating Dogs tho tbh

ftfy

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@ Ted Bessell

Brockhampton is the freaking best. I love those guys! I’m glad to see another fan on this forum.

Hell yeah! They're sick. Took me so long to listen to them, but so glad I did.

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Age: 69
Birthdate: September 11
Gender: Genderqueer demigirl
Height: 6'5''
Weight: 110lbs
Race: White
Ethnicity: Californian
Sexual Orientation: Homoflexible
Religion: Scientology
Language: Australian
Current Location: 3028 N Wilson Ave, Tucson, AZ
Birthplace: Costco
Occupation: Dental Assistant, Gang Bang Expert
Favorite Presidents: Buchanan, W. Bush
Political Orientation: Communist
Favorite Food: Tide Pods
Favorite TV show: Rick and Morty
Favorite Movie: Hitler’s Reign of Terror
Favorite Color: Red and Yellow
Favorite Sports Teams: 69ers
Favorite Music Genre: Kendrick Lamar
Favorite Video Game: Carl on Duty: Black Cops
Do you live by yourself? Yes
Relationship Status: Taken 2
What year did you join? 2001

ecksdee

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age: pi divided by zero
race: earthling
gender: christian
religion: none of the above
height/weight = 12
location: school
favorite teams: joe exotic
music: firing a sawed-off shotgun point blank in a room made of scrap metal, blindfolded
video games: the simulation of life
favorite 2052 presidential candidate: millie bobby brown
tv shows: heaven's gate propaganda video re-runs
third favorite shade of blue: periwinkle

i'm an illusion. don't look at me.

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Age 43
Secular in philosophy
Movies: Deep Impact, Lean on Me, Shaka Zulu, Durango and Comin to America
Idols: Maria Shriver Kennedy and Kamala Harris
Career: Going to school on a full time basis in Cali, Life is hard and I am currently studying for my midterms and will be traveling to Chicago. I wont have much time other than responding to polls and sports only. Personal things I have been responding, I wont be. EARLY VOTING begins Feb 3rd for me

I hope this response will give users a reason why I stopped posting on this board or friend requests, I have alot on my mind, right now

Good luck! You'll do great!

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Let's do an update, shall we?

Age: 23
Birthday: September 14th 1996
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Race: White af
Ethnicity: German, Irish, English, Italian
Hair color: Brown?
Eye color: Green?
Favorite color: Oh god, all of them. I love colors. Black and red are my favorite favorites I guess.
Relationship status: Engaged
Religion: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Location: Northern Lancaster County, PA (my rep is Lloyd "Donald Trump is always correct, always" Smucker)
Where was I born: Bucks County, PA
Favorite movies: Not a big movie buff. I have a v short attention span. I like Ted, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Dark Knight, most documentaries, etc.
Favorite TV shows: South Park, Ugly Americans, older Family Guy and American Dad, The Simpsons
Favorite podcasts: Behind The Bastards, Even More News, Worst Year Ever, Dissect, Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It, QAnon Anonymous, most true crime podcasts
Favorite bands: See here.
Favorite sports team: Boston Red Sox, San Francisco 49ers, Boston Celtics, New Jersey Devils (sigh), Oklahoma Sooners (football), Wichita State Shockers (basketball)
Favorite food: Burritos, pizza, anything from Wawa, burgers, brussel sprouts, pasta, other things that are bad for me
Occupation: Customer service for a direct mail advertising company.
Party: Democratic
Favorite city: Lancaster, Pennsylvania or Portland, Maine.
Favorite president: They're all terrible
Most underrated president: See above
Favorite politicians: Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, AOC, Ilhan Omar, etc.
Other interests: video games. vinyl records. good coffee. sleep. uhhh...baseball cards?

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Mask off, Grassr00ts. Go back to stormfront.

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Full name: Peepee Butt Poopy Doodoo Fart Butt Balls IV
Social security number: 666-69-8008
Age: 6th trimester
Weight: 12 grams
Location: Uterus
Race: legs not developed yet
Pronouns: trash/trashself
Certifications: Gay
Sexual orientation: Class C
Skills: Binge drinking
War crimes: pending trial
Date of death: Any day now

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Jesus heckin' Christmas it's been a minute.

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: "Bisexual"
Race: White af
Relationship status: alone as all get out
Religion: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Location: Bucks County, PA
Where was I born: Bucks County, PA
Favorite podcasts: Knowledge Fight
Favorite bands: See here.
Favorite sports team: Boston Red Sox, San Francisco 49ers, Boston Celtics, New Jersey Devils, Wake Forest University
Favorite food: Burritos and Indian food
Occupation: Customer service for a direct mail advertising company.
Party: Democratic
Favorite city: Winston-Salem, NC
Favorite president: They're all terrible
Most underrated president: See above
Favorite politicians: Elizabeth Warren, Malcolm Kenyatta, Josh Shapiro, John Fetterman
Other interests: Playin' guitar

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Age: 26

Already, R2?  Damn I'm old. 

I know, it's terrible. I'm the age now that you were when the wheel was invented.

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Birthplace: Allentown, Pennsylvania
Hometown: Reading, Pennsylvania
Residence: Phoenix, Arizona

Well that's kind of crazy, I live in Bucks County (right next to Allentown) and work in Berks County. Small world.