The Thirteen Keys to the Presidency

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So, lets evaluate....

Key 1: I need data, but I think thats true
Key 2: True
Key 3: True
Key 4: True
Key 5: Arguable, lean true
Key 6: I need data, but I think thats false
Key 7: Arguable, lean false
Key 8: Arguable, lean false
Key 9: True
Key 10: False, in my opinion
Key 11: True, in my opinion
Key 12: False, in my opinion
Key 13: True, in my opinion

So by my analysis here, Bush hold 8 of the 13 keys.
Please, fellow Democrats, show me that some of these "trues" are really "falses"!

1. True
2. True
3. True
4. True, pretty much
5. Recession as technically defined yes, in good shape jobs wise, no
6. False, jobs, real wages, and Dow Jones are all down
7. True
8.  Large protests
9. False, WMD, Valerie Plame, fiscal policy lies, other lies, Halliburton, the list goes on and on
10.  False, we attacked one of the few countries in the middle east without Al Qaeda operations (source: State Dept. Nov 2001), and turned it into a terrorist haven
11. I guess true
12. False
13. True

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Here's 2000
1. True
2. True, pretty much
3. False
4. True
5. True
6. True
7. True
8. True
9. Debateable, nothing really MAJOR
10. True
11. False, unless you count Serbia
12. False
13. True

Gore had at least 9