2005 Inaugural and Ensuing Events/Next Poster Adds To Story

[George W. Hobbes]

General Colin Powell, true patriot he is, announces his support of President Coulter and volunteers to lead the Union forces against the Blue State Secessionists.

Meanwhile, in the region of Afghanistan known as Tora Bora...

[George W. Hobbes]

President Kucinich announces that he will not use nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons in the conflict with Russia.  He also demand UN approval for moving against Russia, but Russia vetos in the Security Council.

The US Ambassador attempts to invoke the "party to a dispute" rule, which could eliminate Russia from casting a ballot.  The Russians cannily move to vote on whether or not there is a dispute, and vetos the attempt to label the conflict a dispute.

The US then invokes "United For Peace", and the General Assembly passes a meaningless use of force resolution against Russia.