I resign as General Secretary of the Labor Party of Atlasia, effective immediately. I simply haven't found the time to fulfil the duties required by this position over the past month or more, and it would be a disservice for the party for me to continue in a position of leadership at this time. To my fellow Laborites, thank you for entrusting me with this position and I apologize for my inability to do the job. It would be better for Labor to have someone much more engaged and active in this role in the lead-up to the next federal election.
Being a member of the Labor Party has been a great experience, and I certainly plan to stay involved in the party if and when given opportunities to do so in the future.
Are you telling me that Superman is raisin dogs? Where can I get one?
LOL (I totally forgot about this). The correct answer is 'Supermandate, bitches'.