Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Paul Kemp]

lol.

[Paul Kemp]

So did you use your birthday money to get the iphone 4S?

Tax Refund

Thanks Obama.

[Paul Kemp]

Why wouldn't Bushie have a degree in E-Commerce?

[Paul Kemp]

They would have drained my paycheck because I'm fat. 

Great idea! I wish we could do the same with your posts.

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie have you ever considered the chris christie surgery?

I estimate it would take about a day for the band to snap.

[Paul Kemp]

Ready for lunch, yet?

Goodness, you must be ready for dinner, no?

What does this mean? Is this Bushie's super lame attempt to be clever in tackling critics?

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, in case you're noticing, I'm not blowing up like I've been known to.  I'm comfortable with myself, and I know who I am, so I don't feel the need.

Yeah... that's what's scary.  You're comfortable with this.  There are a couple words for people who are comfortable with committing crimes against people they "love" who don't feel any guilt.

You must enjoy talking to a brick wall, don't you?

So you're now acknowledging that talking to you is like talking to a brick wall? Interesting.

Bushie has become self-aware.

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie have you ever considered the chris christie surgery?

I estimate it would take about a day for the band to snap.

I thought about it, but I would rather go for liposuction, first.  I've heard it's bad news if the lap band snaps.

Yea I think the point is to not let it snap...

[Paul Kemp]

Damn, Bushie is sassy this season.

Ready for dinner?

[Paul Kemp]

The headache that was trying to develop earlier today has left the room.  It briefly got up to about a 4.0, but now is down to a 1.5.

Sounds like it's gotten much further than you have.

[Paul Kemp]

You can be a/an . . . Industrial Transportation

[Paul Kemp]

Not like it makes a difference but can you/your family really afford going back to school?

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, I did download the Endomondo App on my new iPhone, so I will be able to use that tomorrow when I walk.

Hey Jeff, how was that walk?

Haha, yeah, that walk didn't happen...  I got lazy and stayed inside.

Ready for lunch?

[Paul Kemp]

I probably missed this in a previous Update but where in your family does the "Indian" heritage come from?

[Paul Kemp]

Right but which one of his ancestors was it?

[Paul Kemp]

Would exactly would Bushie provide for the Peace Corps? For that matter, what does Bushie provide for the Kenyan children besides "love and support" which won't save them from starving to death?

The guy can't even care for himself; how is he going to care for the less fortunate WORLD WIDE?

[Paul Kemp]

BaconKing's GIFs are the best part of this thread.

Also, can we discuss how it took SIX YEARS to get a degree in ECOMMERCE? What's up with that, Bushie?

[Paul Kemp]

Why can't Bushie apply for welfare and live off a welfare check for the rest of his life? At this point it's probably too late for him to 'do something with his life'.

I refuse to give up that easy!

You gave up walking pretty easily.

So, I'm a horrible, disgusting person, a quitter, a cheat, a thief, among other things.  Any other gems you want to throw out while we're at it?

Nah, I think you covered it.

[Paul Kemp]

BK has stopped using words lately? 

On the contrary.  He is using 1,000 words per post.

ugh

[Paul Kemp]

Well, enough is enough.  I'm about to get my shoes on and get out there and walk for about 25 minutes.

And don't just fake it by driving slow in your car... that may trick us, but it doesn't get you into shape.

I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

The fact that you once tried faking it really tells us all we need to know.

[Paul Kemp]

Well, enough is enough.  I'm about to get my shoes on and get out there and walk for about 25 minutes.

And don't just fake it by driving slow in your car... that may trick us, but it doesn't get you into shape.

I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

The fact that you once tried faking it really tells us all we need to know.

Hey, now at least I can't cheat with it and actually have to "do the time".  Keeps me honest.

It's the fact that you actually tried it.

[Paul Kemp]

If tornadoes weren't enough, there is a report of an earthquake near Luther, east of Edmond...

a sign of the end times, obviously.

Actually, the Bible says natural disasters are not a sign of the end times.

Yea walter, all salt of the earth people know that.

[Paul Kemp]

I don't exactly feel like being fried!!

Unlike your food?

[Paul Kemp]

Buy an elliptical or stationary bike, dude. Also, what about the Wii fitness game?

[Paul Kemp]

Buy an elliptical or stationary bike, dude. Also, what about the Wii fitness game?

No room for either.  This is a single-wide mobile home.  I have no room.

Gym membership? Or do they not have those down there...?