The Update for Everybody Else

[Paul Kemp]

I bought a set of golf clubs. Don't really know how to play golf.

Any one have any good resources? Particularly for a lefty.

[Paul Kemp]

I'll be in Montreal from the 7th through the 10th, hence the avatar change. This is my first trip outside the United States and Montreal is supposedly one of the greatest cities in North America, so I'm excited.

Where's your probably not so much almost not really girlfriend?

[Paul Kemp]

I'm gonna have three hot dogs for dinner.

[Paul Kemp]

Just ate a whole Dominos pizza to myself. Had to clean up the extra slices. 700 calories tops.

[Paul Kemp]

Just ate a whole Dominos pizza to myself. Had to clean up the extra slices. 700 calories tops.

I checked. At least 750 calories. Your lying is getting out of hand, Mr Kemp.

I'm not going to let you make me feel bad about myself! Can't a guy just enjoy something once in a while? Stop with the personal attacks! What am I not going to eat a whole pizza and enjoy life just to be "healthy"? You folks think I've got it all wrong but everything's just fine over here! I get a kick outta you!