We don't know either
Portadown News is written by Newton Emerson(a "liberal unionist" from Portadown in Northern Ireland(famous for it's annual Catholic v Protestant riot, I mean Orange Order parade... It's in David Trimble's constituancy of Upper Bann) who also writes a column for the
Irish News and does stuff for UTV) and is very funny.
Emerson is not exactly a fan of either the DUP or Sinn Fein:
"Yesterday the much-vaunted Mr Dodds said if Trimble really wanted the debate
Paisley is currently ducking out of, he should try conducting it "on the
streets of Portadown" - and see how his own constituents react.
By 'constituents', of course, Dodds means the DUP rent-a-mob who heckle,
barrack and physcially intimidate Trimble any time he tries to visit those of
us who have dared to elect him. You're right - this sort of behaviour is much
scarier from an educated man like Dodds than from a moron like Robinson."
www.portadownnews.com