You and your mom should get gym memberships, Bush.
But that would cut into the Crackerbarrel and Denny's fund!
Haha, and we would rather not have to pay to exercise when we can walk in our own yard. We've got 2 - 2 1/2 walkable acres and my grandmother has 5 walkable acres. Why pay when you can get the same results for free?
1. The gym has superior exercise equipment and facilities, which allow for a more varied workout and facilitates exercises you wouldn't be able to do normally.
2. There are people there that will help you craft a workout routine that accomplishes your fitness goals.
3. The money spent on the gym membership is money not being spent on some fried food abomination.