United States presidential election, 2048

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Worst prediction ever. The 2048 Republican nominee is obviously gonna be Governor of Hawaii, Abbott Ferdinand.

Uh no. You're clearly forgetting that Ferdinand will be 68 years old in 2048. The GOP needs a young gun. They need Washington Junior Senator Frank North. He'd be great. Did you know his great great great great great great great^135 grandfather discovered the North Pole?

North is Elitist RINO. He's practically Gaffe Central. Remember when he was in DC watching a redskins game and he said "Who's winning, the Blue or the Gold pitcher?". My god, this guy doesn't even know football? How could he win? Ferdinand is moderate, but respected on both sides. He should pick New Mexico Senator, Jack Alvarez. He's only 37 and a powerful Republican newcomer, who even as an unknown state senator, defeated hyper-popular Dem Governor Franco Marsh by 18 points. He has campaign skills. Plus Frank North's ancestors also wiped out the indians, so that definitely and concern.

A: Can you say tokenism? We already had Castro in '24, so it's not like it's going to be historic or anything.

B: If you have to pick a Hispanic, Jack Alvarez is not your guy. The only thing people know about him is that he hates the Mars bill. I think the Republicans should pick either Charlie Wilkes or that Senator from North Carolina, Janine Qin. She's Asian, always good, and she's good with the base. She might not have the experience, though.

On a more serious note, I have a suspicion that current trends will not continue for that amount of time, electoral-wise.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Worst prediction ever. The 2048 Republican nominee is obviously gonna be Governor of Hawaii, Abbott Ferdinand.

Uh no. You're clearly forgetting that Ferdinand will be 68 years old in 2048. The GOP needs a young gun. They need Washington Junior Senator Frank North. He'd be great. Did you know his great great great great great great great^135 grandfather discovered the North Pole?

North is Elitist RINO. He's practically Gaffe Central. Remember when he was in DC watching a redskins game and he said "Who's winning, the Blue or the Gold pitcher?". My god, this guy doesn't even know football? How could he win? Ferdinand is moderate, but respected on both sides. He should pick New Mexico Senator, Jack Alvarez. He's only 37 and a powerful Republican newcomer, who even as an unknown state senator, defeated hyper-popular Dem Governor Franco Marsh by 18 points. He has campaign skills. Plus Frank North's ancestors also wiped out the indians, so that definitely and concern.

A: Can you say tokenism? We already had Castro in '24, so it's not like it's going to be historic or anything.

B: If you have to pick a Hispanic, Jack Alvarez is not your guy. The only thing people know about him is that he hates the Mars bill. I think the Republicans should pick either Charlie Wilkes or that Senator from North Carolina, Janine Qin. She's Asian, always good, and she's good with the base. She might not have the experience, though.

Wow, I knew you were a troll, but I didn't think you were STUPID!!! Charlie Wilkes wouldn't even win his own state, and would get trampled by Ferdinand or North in the primary! Qin is only 37 and her parents were born on Venus, so she's an anchor baby. I'm just saying atleast Ferdinand is reasonable. He supports Polygamist Civil Unions, at least!

I don't see why everyone thinks North is so great. He's the Republican Party's comedic sidekick. And nobody's going to vote against Qin because of the Venusian thing. She can play that up with Democrats and independents, they eat that up. Ferdinand's obviously going to run, but I just don't think he can win.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Worst prediction ever. The 2048 Republican nominee is obviously gonna be Governor of Hawaii, Abbott Ferdinand.

Uh no. You're clearly forgetting that Ferdinand will be 68 years old in 2048. The GOP needs a young gun. They need Washington Junior Senator Frank North. He'd be great. Did you know his great great great great great great great^135 grandfather discovered the North Pole?

North is Elitist RINO. He's practically Gaffe Central. Remember when he was in DC watching a redskins game and he said "Who's winning, the Blue or the Gold pitcher?". My god, this guy doesn't even know football? How could he win? Ferdinand is moderate, but respected on both sides. He should pick New Mexico Senator, Jack Alvarez. He's only 37 and a powerful Republican newcomer, who even as an unknown state senator, defeated hyper-popular Dem Governor Franco Marsh by 18 points. He has campaign skills. Plus Frank North's ancestors also wiped out the indians, so that definitely and concern.

A: Can you say tokenism? We already had Castro in '24, so it's not like it's going to be historic or anything.

B: If you have to pick a Hispanic, Jack Alvarez is not your guy. The only thing people know about him is that he hates the Mars bill. I think the Republicans should pick either Charlie Wilkes or that Senator from North Carolina, Janine Qin. She's Asian, always good, and she's good with the base. She might not have the experience, though.

Wow, I knew you were a troll, but I didn't think you were STUPID!!! Charlie Wilkes wouldn't even win his own state, and would get trampled by Ferdinand or North in the primary! Qin is only 37 and her parents were born on Venus, so she's an anchor baby. I'm just saying atleast Ferdinand is reasonable. He supports Polygamist Civil Unions, at least!

I don't see why everyone thinks North is so great. He's the Republican Party's comedic sidekick. And nobody's going to vote against Qin because of the Venusian thing. She can play that up with Democrats and independents, they eat that up. Ferdinand's obviously going to run, but I just don't think he can win.

Qin is kind of hot, so that may be good for her, but the Venusian immigrants hate her for denouncing her heritage. Honestly, the Republicans need Ferdinand. Every political strategist agrees with me. Qin would get a lot of crap for her radical anti-Robot Rights activism. She wants to set up different Water Fountains, different Benches, and even different charging stations! Humans and Robots should be equal! Period!

Uh, the Republicans aren't exactly known for their robot-rights history. I admit, she'd be crushed by someone like Myers or Jimenez, but she's right-wing enough to win in the primary.