Make a map of the above four posters as two tickets

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Nix/Koenkai: 473
Oldiesfreak: 40
FallenMorgan: 25

The Democrats absolutely fall apart and somehow in some manner nominate FallenMorgan as their candidate; they are generally considered irrelevant in this election. Meanwhile, Gov. Nix (I-NY) chooses moderate Sen. Koenkai (R-NH) as his running mate (first Asian-American VP?), and attracts much of the Republican base. However, the Republicans (not wanting to lose ballot lines and such) nominate Representative Oldiesfreak (R-MI) to serve as a placeholder. Results are as expected.

And yeah, I know it's supposed to be the last 4 on 2, but Morgan doesn't really fit with any of the other options.

[Donerail]

Cathcon (R-MI) / Oldiesfreak (R-VT) - 244 EVs
Nix (I-NY) / Scott (D-CT) - 294 EVs

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Goldwater, you've done it twice so I can't help but to ask: What is it about me and West Virginia?

*SKIP*

I attributed it to Scott's love of country music.

Scott picks up Tennessee, not West Virginia.

[Donerail]

Gov. TNF (D-KY)/Sen. A Person (D-IL): 273 EVs

Rep. Goldwater (R-WA)/Sen. Supersonic (R-NC): 265 EVs