Bill to Establish “Statesman Park” (NEVER MIND, WAS NOT REINTRODUCED)

[Gabu]

As introduced by Sen. PBrunsel:

                    Bill to Establish “Statesman Park”

Be it enacted by the Senate here assembled:

Section 1: A “Statesman Park” will be established through the Atlasian National Park System.

Section 2: The park will be established to commemorate the history of such Atlasian Statesmen, ranging from Presidents, to Senators, to Governors, to Cabinet members.

Section 3: Bronze statues will be erected to their memory as well as a plaque commemorating their achievements.

Section 4: This park will be established in Arlington, Virginia.

Section 5: Funding will come from those penalties under the Preserving Our National Parks Act.

I hereby open debate on this bill.

[Gabu]

While I can see why PBrunsel is doing this, I really think this is essentially the government giving money to itself, which is not exactly the best use of the taxpayers' money.  I don't really think they want us putting up statues of ourselves just for the heck of it.

[Gabu]

Yes, never mind, I'm an idiot.

I'll lock this thread.