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Maxwell
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E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« on: February 24, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »

Also, isn't it ridiculous how that whiny fag lover coon Obama always resorts to name calling instead of logical arguments in policy debate?
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Maxwell
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 02:23:12 PM »

Like all wars, the owning class sends the working class to battle.
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Maxwell
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E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 09:47:00 AM »

in Wisconsin you become governor not by election but by proving that you can balance a larger block of cheddar on your head than anyone else can; this is why we call them cheeseheads
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Maxwell
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E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2014, 08:29:20 PM »

sounds like an elitist issue.  will democrats be putting this in their 2016 platform?

Hopefully this also made the irony ore considering he might have the most elitist ideology i've ever seen.
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Maxwell
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Political Matrix
E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2014, 03:52:19 PM »

I've always found this a bit odd. Consider the top-grossing movies of 2013 (US):

1. The Hunger Games: Jennifer Lawrence leads the rural working class in resisting a government dominated by cosmopolitan elites.

2. Iron Man 3: A young Romney-esque protagonist uses his wealth to save the world from terrorists.

3. Frozen: Climate change denial cloaked as a children's movie. Enough said.

4. Despicable Me 2: Dramatic tension stems from the main character's struggles as a single parent. Clearly, children need both a mother and a father.

5. Man of Steel: An adventure ripped straight from the tales of Edward Nietzsche.

6. Gravity: Either Cuarón was trying to make 90-minute special effects demo, or this is an extended metaphor for the life of Christ.

7. Monsters University: Satire of liberal academe.

8. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug: Sequel to Rick Santorum's favorite movie.

9. Fast & Furious 6: Celebration of masculinity.

10. Oz the Great and Powerful: Don't leave the United States, because you'll run into all kinds of wacky characters and uncomfortable situations.

You might object that I haven't actually seen any of these movies. IRRELEVANT, I say, because HOLLYWOOD'S CONSERVATIVE MESSAGE IS THAT CLEAR.


One of the funniest things I've seen on this forum.
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Maxwell
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Political Matrix
E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2014, 03:59:27 PM »

Someone asked why I think Reagan is unfairly judged, and I answered him with a long post. How is that not contributing, cyberbully?

Context is necessary.
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Maxwell
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E: -6.45, S: -6.96

« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 08:44:54 PM »

Reagan rebuilt America's armed forces whereby the U.S. was able to pursue a policy of peace through strength, reversing the weakening of the military during the Carter administration.
You are aware that the military build up was started by Jimmy Carter, right?

Carter was weak and vacillating in defense matters

E.g., he cut back on the navy's shipbuilding program, while the Soviets had strengthened their forces.

Even Democratic Senator Henry Jackson found Carter to be weak, ineffective, and confused in defense matters. 

Scoop Jackson found everyone short of Jack D. Ripper to be weak, ineffective, and confused in defense matters.
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