Alabama Megathread 2: Thou Shall Not Touch Teenage Girls

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I'm not IceSpear's biggest defender here, but he's largely right. Moore's probably going to win, and murder or any of the seven deadly sins would only help him.

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when you've lost hannity, you've lost CHUD NATION.

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#Pedophiles4Moore

I endorse Judge Moore because he's been a fighter his whole life. when he goes to Washington, he will defend our values!

- Jared Fogle

[Maxwell]

Moore's lawyer, Trenton Garmon, has quite the history.  He was disbarred by the Alabama Bar Association in 2014.  The reason:

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The Alabama Lawyer, September 2014 (page 339, the rightmost column)

Edit: if that link doesn't work for you try this (where I first saw it): https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/930951901348319232

oh god oh man looks like this guys gonna get a judgeship in the trump administration.

[Maxwell]

yeah I'd rather Jones stand by his convictions. a Pro-life Democrat could easily lose as well considering conservative GOPers will just find some other reason not to vote for Jones.

[Maxwell]

And Roy Moore still won't do a single debate!

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Maybe I'm different from most Alabama voters but that ad doesn't seem too great to me. Everyone already knows about Moore's scandal, and I wouldn't think undecided / unsure voters particularly care about what the Washington establishment has to say about Moore. I feel as if Jones needs to sell himself to these voters.

Washington Establishment? The ad cites Shelby and Sessions, for f**k's sake.

I mean, if we're being realistic, Shelby and Sessions are as establishment as it gets. Together they have, what, 50 years of being in the Senate? High committee posts? Both used to be Democrats, even, Shelby even switched while in office!

but of course "establishment" is a stupid term you can re-purpose at any time for your own deeds, so...

[Maxwell]

Yeah, nevermind. I don't regret throwing some bucks at Dougie Jones, but he probably ain't gonna win.

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In retrospect maybe Doug Jones was not the best candidate for this race, I can't help but think Sue Bell Cobb or Walt Maddox would be doing better. 

very easy to be a monday morning quarterback. Doug Jones ran when literally NO democrat had their mind set on running because Luther Strange was going to wipe out any Democrat running.

also lol what a god damn joke country we live in.

[Maxwell]

And Moore will not be expelled and he will be allowed to be in the Senate for however long he lives for and because Moore is a really evil POS he will probably live at least another 30 years and serve the last two terms in the Senate as a head in a jar.

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As one of the few Atlas posters that has actually been to West Virginia, I can authoritatively state they are in the Peds Before Dems club just like Alabama. Manchin is finished.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_election_in_West_Virginia,_2012

2012 feels like a time before time.

[Maxwell]

Because this is hell world

prediction - Manchin wins if he faces a cuck like Jenkins, Manchin loses if he faces a chad like Blankenship.