Longwood University Vice Presidential debate @ 9pm ET **live commentary thread**

[Anna Komnene]

lol when men talk about abortion

We're fathers and husbands and brothers. It's a family unit. We just don't buy the home and paint the rooms for the women, we are protectors as well. That's why.

Golly gee willikers, I sure wish someone would do all that for me. I mean, my arms are so frail, I don't think I could even pick up that paint brush, much less defend myself from all that scary stuff out there. I cry just thinking about it!