If Jesus were a poster, would he have a sig warning that mayhem was coming?
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« on: August 01, 2011, 08:28:04 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:32:14 AM »
Spam elsewhere plz.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 08:47:49 AM »

hey, spanky, if everyone else gets their own "if jesus were a..." thread, then I want one too.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 10:06:17 AM »
If Jesus were a poster, he would be as dissimilar from who you are as a poster as humanly possible.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 10:10:48 AM »
Quote from: Lief on August 01, 2011, 10:06:17 AM
If Jesus were a poster, he would be as dissimilar from who you are as a poster as humanly possible.

he wouldn't like hip-hop?
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 10:12:46 AM »
No.

I may not be an expert on Christianity but I've lost count of how many times Christians have said that according to some verse in Revelations that the Lord would come "like a thief in the night."  Now unless he means like a thief from Texas I really don't see why Jesus would give warning that things were about to go BOOM!

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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 10:43:27 AM »
Jesus was banned a long time ago.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 11:09:52 AM »
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 01, 2011, 10:12:46 AM
No.

I may not be an expert on Christianity but I've lost count of how many times Christians have said that according to some verse in Revelations that the Lord would come "like a thief in the night." 

not just Revelations:

Mat 24:43 "But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into."
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