AL: Doug Jones
AK: The Bush
AZ: Grand Canyon
AR: Hot Springs National Park
CA: Wine Country
CO: dude weed lmao
CT: The beaches
DE: The beaches
FL: Disney World
GA: North Georgia mountains
HI: Neil Abercrombie
ID: Shoshone Falls
IL: J.B. Pritzker and The People's Pat
IN: The Middle
IA: Farms
KS: Prairies
KY: Bluegrass music
LA: New Orleans
ME: North Maine Woods
MD: Elijah Cummings (RIP FF)
MA: Cape Cod
MI: Mackinac Island
MN: Hipster churches
MS: Delta blues
MO: The Ozarks
MT: Glacier National Park
NE: Boys Don't Cry
NV: Yosemite National Park
NH:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7nQrCgALMNJ: North Jersey accents
NM: White Sands National Park
NY: Finger Lakes
NC: Asheville
ND: Badlands
OH: Sherrod Brown
OK: Kendra Horn and being one of Eugene Debs' best states
OR: Life is Strange
PA: The Office
RI: Family Guy
SC: Charleston
SD: Mount Rushmore and the badlands
TN: Smokey Mountains
TX: Big Bend National Park
UT: Zion National Park
VT: Gun-toting liberal hippies who eat Ben & Jerry's and vote for Bernie Sanders
VA: Virginia Beach (just the beach, though - the rest of the city sucks)
WA: Grunge
WV: The Appalachian Trail
WI: Rich history of progressive politics
WY: Yellowstone National Park