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snowguy716
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« on: September 19, 2008, 04:07:05 PM »

http://www.startribune.com/opinion/28656549.html

Dear United States, Welcome to the Third World!

 

It’s not every day that a superpower makes a bid to transform itself into a Third World nation, and we here at the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund want to be among the first to welcome you to the community of states in desperate need of international economic assistance. As you spiral into a catastrophic financial meltdown, we are delighted to respond to your Treasury Department’s request that we undertake a joint stability assessment of your financial sector. In these turbulent times, we can provide services ranging from subsidized loans to expert advisers willing to perform an emergency overhaul of your entire government.


As you know, some outside intervention in your economy is overdue. Last week -- even before Wall Street’s latest collapse -- 13 former finance ministers convened at the University of Virginia and agreed that you must fix your "broken financial system." Australia’s Peter Costello noted that lately you’ve been "exporting instability" in world markets, and Yashwant Sinha, former finance minister of India, concluded, "The time has come. The U.S. should accept some monitoring by the IMF."

We hope you won’t feel embarrassed as we assess the stability of your economy and suggest needed changes.

Remember, many other countries have been in your shoes. We’ve bailed out the economies of Argentina, Brazil, Indonesia and South Korea. But whether our work is in Sudan, Bangladesh or now the United States, our experts are committed to intervening in national economies with care and sensitivity.

We thus want to acknowledge the progress you have made in your evolution from economic superpower to economic basket case. Normally, such a process might take 100 years or more. With your oscillation between free-market extremism and nationalization of private companies, however, you have achieved, in a few short years, many of the key hallmarks of Third World economies.

Your policies of irresponsible government deregulation in critical sectors allowed you to develop an energy crisis, a housing crisis, a credit crisis and a financial market crisis, all at once, and accompanied (and partly caused) by impressive levels of corruption and speculation. Meanwhile, those of your political leaders charged with oversight were either napping or in bed with corporate lobbyists.

Take John McCain, your Republican presidential nominee, whose senior staff includes half a dozen prominent former lobbyists. As he recently put it, "I was chairman of the (Senate) Commerce Committee that oversights every part of the economy." No question about it: Your leaders’ failure to notice the damage done by irresponsible deregulation was indeed an oversight of epic proportions.

Now you are facing the consequences. Income inequality has increased, as the rich have gotten windfalls while the middle class has seen incomes stagnate. Fewer and fewer of your citizens have access to affordable housing, health care or security in retirement. Even life expectancy has dropped. And when your economic woes went from chronic to acute, you responded -- like so many Third World states have -- with an extensive program of nationalizing private companies and assets. Your mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are now state owned and controlled, and this week your reinsurance giant AIG was effectively nationalized, with the Federal Reserve Board seizing an 80 percent equity stake in the flailing company.

Some might deride this as socialism. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

Admittedly, your transition to Third World status is far from over, and it won’t be painless. At first, for instance, you might find it hard to get used to the shantytowns that will replace the exurban sprawl of McMansions that helped fuel the real estate speculation bubble. But in time, such shantytowns will become part of the landscape. Similarly, as unemployment rates continue to rise, you initially will struggle to find a use for the expanding pool of angry, jobless young men. But you gradually will realize that you can recruit them to fight in a ceaseless round of armed conflicts, a solution that has been used by many other Third World states before you. Indeed, with your wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, you are off to an excellent start.

Perhaps this letter comes as a surprise to you, and you feel you’re not fully ready to join the Third World. Don’t let this feeling concern you. Although you might not have realized it, you’ve been preparing for this moment for years.

Rosa Brooks, a professor at the Georgetown University Law Center, wrote this article for the Los Angeles Times.



This article is kind of funny and of course it is tongue-in-cheek... but I think it exposes the major missteps we have taken in the past 20 years.  We are nationalizing where we shouldn't and de-regulating where we shouldn't.  Financial and energy markets need heavy regulations to prevent crises like the ones we've had.  Our nation's wealth and ability to function (energy) cannot be subject to the whims and bad decisions made by the free market.  We have to protect ourselves from stupid mistakes.

And we can't just decide to nationalize it all when things go horribly wrong. 

We need to introduce measures that regulate the financial markets while keeping them mostly private.  Let the free market work where it works, and let the government keep it from meddling where it doesn't.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 04:13:55 PM »

Given the origins of the term "Third World", I find the title of this article amusing.  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 04:54:45 PM »

Your best investment now:

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