I Want To Ban f****ts!!!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

exerpts from a campaign speech in Cairo, IL...

...these reactionary butchers will not stop still our children have entered the gates of Sodom. And that, Comrades, is why I want to ban f****ts. f****ts are disgusting, f****ts are a threat to the mental and physical wellbeing of our children (our children!!!!), f****ts are repusive, f****ts smell foul, f****ts make me sick!

So, if elected Senator, I will introduce a bill banning the production, distribution and exchange of balls of so-called "food" made from pig's livers hearts and bacon. Enough is enough.

Now You Know!!!

[afleitch]

You declare war on pig farmers you declare war on me buddy!

[DownWithTheLeft]

Al: Always Confirming His Spot is Atlasia's Lamest Poster

[Bacon King]

But f****try is such a promising source of renewable energy; I hear they have entire villages running on it these days.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

 ^^^ These kinds of fags? Cause I'm not crazy about them either

They do indeed smell foul, a threat to children's physical wellbearing, and are very disgusting.

   

[Filuwaúrdjan]

But f****try is such a promising source of renewable energy; I hear they have entire villages running on it these days.

In Atlasia we have taken a very bad path in regards to cultural permisiveness. We need to crack down on the butchers and shopkeepers who engage is this vile trade sending them to the pen for a very long time(Like 99 years).

[Filuwaúrdjan]

 ^^^ These kinds of fags? Cause I'm not crazy about them either

They do indeed smell foul, a threat to children's physical wellbearing, and are very disgusting.

   

 If a certain Senator who is one of the biggest proponents of this cultural fascism gets his way, 14 year olds will now be allowed to view and possess cigerettes, provided its of people who 18 or older. I say why bother. If you are going to legalise cigerettes you might as well take it all the way and push it to the limit.

[Хahar 🤔]

I support this.

[Mechaman]

But both fags and f****ts are great economic stimulators! You can't do this! We're in the middle of a bloody recession and you want to get rid of these great market boosters?

No bloody way.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

 ^^^ These kinds of fags? Cause I'm not crazy about them either

They do indeed smell foul, a threat to children's physical wellbearing, and are very disgusting.

   

 If a certain Senator who is one of the biggest proponents of this cultural fascism gets his way, 14 year olds will now be allowed to view and possess cigerettes, provided its of people who 18 or older. I say why bother. If you are going to legalise cigerettes you might as well take it all the way and push it to the limit.

If I could I would make them illegal as well. Clearly you should not open your foolish mouth and mock me when you don't know my positions the issue you are mocking me for.

[Mechaman]

Oh you're mocking Yankee? In that case:

[Ebowed]

If I could I would make them illegal as well. Clearly you should not open your foolish mouth and mock me when you don't know my positions the issue you are mocking me for.

Is there anything you don't want to ban then?

I doubt anyone will again make the mistake of assuming you hold any non-authoritarian views whatsoever.

[Alexander Hamilton]

If I could I would make them illegal as well. Clearly you should not open your foolish mouth and mock me when you don't know my positions the issue you are mocking me for.

Is there anything you don't want to ban then?

I doubt anyone will again make the mistake of assuming you hold any non-authoritarian views whatsoever.

You took joy in acting as a dictator.

[bgwah]

Get some new material...

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Get some new material...

No, there's plenty of new material (from a highly promising source) there. As for older stuff, I'm afraid that I must quote the great Dennis Potter:

"I'm not a member of the SDP, but I do believe in recyling old material"

And a few years later:

"I'm not a member of the Liberal Democrats, but I do believe in recyling old material"