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Question: When it comes to pissing:
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Seat pisser
 
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Stand-up pisser
 
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Tender Branson
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« on: March 13, 2012, 06:09:23 AM »

I'm mostly a "stand-up pisser" in about 95% of all cases, mostly at home or in the toilet rooms of cinemas, restaurants etc.

When I/m invited somewhere in another house (the other 5%), mostly "seat pisser".

What about you ?
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Franzl
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 06:11:43 AM »

Stand-Up. I've never gotten used to the European "custom" of sitting.
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dead0man
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 06:13:57 AM »

What an odd question.  I only sat to piss a few times in my life, and everyone of them was in Basic Training when the Latrine Queen (and crew) was tired of wiping piss off the seat and rim and tried to make the rest of the Flight sit down to piss...we went along with it for about a day and a half before the revolt.

I learned that sitting down to pee makes me poop and I don't want to poop everytime I have to pee.
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Pheurton Skeurto
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 06:38:59 AM »

Any guy who doesn't stand up while peeing is likely a hermaphrodite.
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AndrewTX
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 06:54:39 AM »

I know some people who just don't like standing to piss unless they have to. I'm a stander, unless I wake up in the middle of the night REALLY drunk/hungover and have to piss. Only because I live alone, and I don't want to clean up the mess the next morning.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 06:57:32 AM »

I am wholly agnostic on the issue.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 08:45:34 AM »

I stand unless there's a reason to sit, and don't mind sitting.  I often avail myself of number one while doing number two, after all.  Its no big deal.

I don't really find it to be a big masculinity issue.
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Niemeyerite
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 03:39:10 PM »

Here in Spain I have never heard of seat pissers.
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 03:41:05 PM »

Stand up
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 03:41:56 PM »

Stand-Up if I am at home or a public bathroom. If I am in a friend’s house, I sit, but if I am familiar with the family of the home/visit frequently, I stand.
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Miles
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 03:44:45 PM »

This thread reminds me of this clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Yelnoc
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 05:22:03 PM »

I thought only women pissed while sitting down.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2012, 12:16:20 AM »

Stand up normally.  Unless I'm tired.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2012, 12:20:51 AM »
« Edited: March 14, 2012, 12:38:34 AM by Senator Scott »

I like to use my time on the john to sit back, relax, and reflect on my day so far.  In public restrooms, I'll sit and take the time to read the graffiti on the walls- I usually use the stalls in public restrooms no matter what I have to do, simply because I'm uncomfortable peeing next to another guy.  Unless I'm really busy or in a rush, I proudly admit that I sit down whilst partaking in this activity.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2012, 12:35:00 AM »

Depends on if I am dating someone... lol...
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 09:46:04 AM »

Seat at home. Stand up anywhere else (voted seat).
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2012, 11:52:38 AM »

Standing 90% of the time, unless drunk/hungover or just want to hide out in the bathroom for a while.
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