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Question: would you marry and have exclusive, sex with a complete dog if her dad owned a Major League Baseball team?
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« on: October 12, 2012, 02:46:55 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 02:52:28 PM »
I don't know what is a 'MLB team', but it sounds like they would be rich so I might be forced to consider it out of necessity.

I hate sports, but like to have a lot of money and not work.  I suppose I wouldn't mind having sex with the unattractive occasionally as long as I could go out and have a lot of p*********s as well. 
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 02:53:08 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 02:56:36 PM »
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on October 12, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
would you marry and have exclusive, sex with a complete dog

Well, no.  I mean, I would never consent to the degradation of monogamy, other than disingenuously.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 03:07:54 PM »
A literal dog? Or an ugly woman? In either case no. Unless she's a wonderful person. Then maybe. Is she both physically and internally ugly?

Is this a dilemma you're facing, Tweed?
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 03:09:10 PM »

only in my fantastic double-life, which I should speak about more often.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 03:22:29 PM »
Quote from: ስምፋን፫፬ on October 12, 2012, 03:07:54 PM
A literal dog? Or an ugly woman? In either case no.

The former sounds better, as one could perhaps have relations with human women without technically violating 'monogamy'.
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 03:26:51 PM »
It depends on the team, but probably no.

If we're talking the owner of the Red Sox, there's a 50-50 chance she's ugly to begin with, so lean no.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 03:35:10 PM »
« Edited: October 12, 2012, 03:39:48 PM by ስምፋን፫፬ »
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on October 12, 2012, 03:09:10 PM

only in my fantastic double-life, which I should speak about more often.

Now's a good place to start.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 04:32:25 PM »
Quote from: ስምፋን፫፬ on October 12, 2012, 03:35:10 PM
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on October 12, 2012, 03:09:10 PM

only in my fantastic double-life, which I should speak about more often.

Now's a good place to start.

I concur.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2012, 04:42:47 PM »
« Edited: October 13, 2012, 11:59:29 AM by opebo »

If it is all about dogs and baseball I don't concur.  Is there a fantasy about a beauty and missing the ball-game in there somewhere, Tweedy?
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2012, 11:02:40 PM »
I've sometimes thought we should have a "miscellany of mysogyny" thread, but it would get ruined by partisan hackery.
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2012, 01:42:23 AM »
Depends on the team.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2012, 02:20:08 AM »
What's this gal's body like? Because if she's a fat then it's a no-go. But if she's not, then probably yeah.
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2012, 05:39:37 AM »
Quote from: Lief on October 13, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
What's this gal's body like? Because if she's a fat then it's a no-go. But if she's not, then probably yeah.
Put me down for the opposite
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2012, 05:53:07 AM »
This is a surprisingly good answer that hadn't occurred to me so far.
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2012, 01:28:51 PM »
« Edited: October 13, 2012, 02:39:41 PM by ስምፋን፫፬ »
Quote from: Lief on October 13, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
What's this gal's body like? Because if she's a fat then it's a no-go. But if she's not, then probably yeah.

Seeing she's a complete pig dog, probably not.
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2012, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: ስምፋን፫፬ on October 13, 2012, 01:28:51 PM
Quote from: Lief on October 13, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
What's this gal's body like? Because if she's a fat then it's a no-go. But if she's not, then probably yeah.

Seeing she's a complete pig, probably not.

dog, not pig.
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2012, 02:13:12 PM »
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on October 13, 2012, 01:42:13 PM
Quote from: ስምፋን፫፬ on October 13, 2012, 01:28:51 PM
Quote from: Lief on October 13, 2012, 02:20:08 AM
What's this gal's body like? Because if she's a fat then it's a no-go. But if she's not, then probably yeah.

Seeing she's a complete pig, probably not.

dog, not pig.

The point still stands.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2012, 02:15:14 PM »
pigs are generally associated with obesity, dogs not as much.
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2012, 05:01:24 PM »
By calling her a dog, do you mean that she's mean or that she's ugly?
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2012, 05:37:09 PM »
"I just don't get why there aren't any women around here!"
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2012, 06:00:28 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on October 13, 2012, 05:37:09 PM
"I just don't get why there aren't any women around here!"

who are you quoting?
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2012, 11:49:02 AM »

my point being -- I have always viewed the Forum as a 'safe space' to air my misogyny.
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