North Korean Election Series!!!! 2014 general election

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"Hello Comrades, I'm Dae-vid Dimbleby and we have a very exciting race to cover tonight. On the one hand, our Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un of the Worker's Party, up against [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] party. Exit polls should be released soon, but let's not trust them entirely - remember the famous exit poll of 1996 that incorrectly showed Kim Jong Il with only 96% of the seats?

As always we have high tech computers:



To calculate the swing as results come in. Now, I'd like to hand you over to my comrade Jere-Me Vine."

"Thanks Comrade. The Worker's Party had a very thorough manifesto this year, continuing to pledge that the great DPRK remains the best nation on earth. In particular, their new pledges include:

- Winning the 2018 World Cup
- Successfully growing enough food to feed the entire Kim Household
- Residents will be granted freedom to seven new haircuts previously banned, as evidence of a reformatory zeal
- A mandated 60% increase in happiness
- and the continued dose of trademark "Kim" fiscal responsibility that has brought this great nation to where it is today."

"And the Opposition [REDACTED]? [REDACTED]?"

"Yes their manifesto was widely panned by many DPRK citizens. Many criticised it as being poorly sourced, having no direct costings and eschewing largely all policies in favour of an all-caps scrawled "HELP ME", which was not seen as helpful for swing voters. And the opposition leader's infamous gaffe in the debate - appearing to collapse as a large amount of red fluid started pouring from his cranium - was widely seen as amateurish-"

"I'm sorry, Comrade, I'm going to have to interrupt you. Polls in the Atlas region are opening right now. If you are in the Atlas region, you are to desist in all work to go to your nearest polling station. Remember vote, as if your life depended on it."

[Clarko95 📚💰📈]

A+ instant classic how do you come up with this stuff

[DavidB.]

The Workers Party of Korea is more socially conservative, whereas the Workers Party of Korea seems to be more fiscally conservative. I'd have to look into the Workers Party of Korea's views on Israel before I decide, but the Workers Party of Korea would be a good alternative if the former party's views would be incompatible with mine. In sum, I think I will be voting for the Workers Party of Korea in this poll.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Party of the Young Friends of the Heavenly Way

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

[1] Workers Party of Korea
[2] Workers Party of Korea
[3] Write-in: Dennis Rodman
[4] Workers Party of Korea
[5] Workers Party of Korea
[6] Workers Party of Korea
[7] Workers Party of Korea
[8] Write-in: Axis of Evil
[9] Workers Party of Korea
[10] Workers Party of Korea
[11] Workers Party of Korea

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Popular choice, apparently.

[Lumine]

Funnily enough, I randomly voted for the sixth choice.

[Intell]

Funnily enough, I randomly voted for the sixth choice.

[DavidB.]

I voted for the one above. Seems like people don't like the fringe options and prefer the center.

[Intell]

I voted for the one above. Seems like people don't like the fringe options and prefer the center.

Yes, everyone should be a centrist moderate hero, to win votes from either side.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Korean Social Democratic Party

[DC Al Fine]

I don't know guys. I think the Cheondist Chongdu Party might pull it off this year.

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

One gulag please.

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

Oooooh... Toss-up between Worker's Party #4, Worker's Party #9, and the gulag!