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HillGoose
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« on: December 30, 2017, 01:20:38 PM »

it said I had over 576,000 indirect sexual partners which made me very upset, i don't like people and only ever had sex with these women who liked me to be nice, i don't even like women!!!

is that accurate though? I mean 576k? that seems like too high and it makes me extremely upset.
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2017, 01:21:47 PM »

I don't know what you're smoking, but pass some my way plz
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2017, 01:23:15 PM »

damn it i put it in wrong now it says over 640k Sad

this makes me hate myself so bad. i never even wanted to have sex!!! just please people Sad
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2017, 01:32:28 PM »

Is it the Dr Felix one?

I don't think that's the most accurate. If you put in high numbers it will show up as a 102% chance of contracting the STD.
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2017, 01:41:52 PM »

I got 11.8 million.... practice safe sex, folks.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2017, 02:04:23 PM »

I got 11.8 million.... practice safe sex, folks.
Jesus, you must get more ass than a toilet seat.
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2017, 03:08:19 PM »

888,888
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2017, 06:47:24 PM »

i must be so messed up.

I'm a closet gay guy trying to convince myself I'm straight without even having straight sex but i have straight sex just to be nice even though I hate it?Huh?
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2017, 09:25:04 PM »

0 (virgin, Atlas normal)
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2017, 04:42:56 AM »

Jon Arbuckle, 2.
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