Why does Jake hate everybody he doesn't agree with?
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He doesn't. (friend of Jake)		  
#2
He doesn't. (sane)		  
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He simply hates everybody, agree with him or not.		  
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Inadequate (self-censored) size.		  
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His parents' fault for not raising him right.		  
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He's just a joke on newbies.		  
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I don't (Jake).		  
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None of your business (Jake).		  
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2005, 03:09:55 AM »

What? I don't hate everyone I don't agree with. Plus, I can prove you wrong on option 4, but that would be creepy. I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too. Just ask my grandma. She could tell you some stories about how good my parents were at parenting.
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« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2005, 03:11:27 AM »
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 18, 2005, 03:09:55 AM
What? I don't hate everyone I don't agree with. Plus, I can prove you wrong on option 4, but that would be creepy. I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too. Just ask my grandma. She could tell you some stories about how good my parents were at parenting.

Phew, I'm glad I read that again.  For a moment there, I missed the sentence, "I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too," and it looked like your grandma could vouch for your penis size. Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2005, 03:14:45 AM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu on December 18, 2005, 03:11:27 AM
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 18, 2005, 03:09:55 AM
What? I don't hate everyone I don't agree with. Plus, I can prove you wrong on option 4, but that would be creepy. I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too. Just ask my grandma. She could tell you some stories about how good my parents were at parenting.

Phew, I'm glad I read that again.  For a moment there, I missed the sentence, "I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too," and it looked like your grandma could vouch for your penis size. Cheesy

Hmm, I would hope not. That would be REALLY creepy.
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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2005, 12:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Jake on December 17, 2005, 03:16:55 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on December 17, 2005, 03:11:10 PM
Oh, because he's from the Keystone Phil wing of the Republican party, of course.

Option 4 then?
LOL Jake. You voted option 3 I suppose?

Oh and Earl - who says the censored word is "penis"? I didn't say that. Grin
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« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2005, 01:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 18, 2005, 03:09:55 AM

What? I don't hate everyone I don't agree with. Plus, I can prove you wrong on option 4, but that would be creepy. I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too. Just ask my grandma. She could tell you some stories about how good my parents were at parenting.

We don't need stories about your penis or your parents.  As for how good your parents were at parenting, the results, positive or negative, speak for themselves.

Speaking of that, did you ever see the Sam Kinison routine about the guy with a detachable penis, that his wife insists on holding in her pocketbook rather than allowing him to 'wear' it?  It's hilarious.
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« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2005, 12:55:50 AM »
Quote from: dazzleman on December 18, 2005, 01:29:58 PM
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 18, 2005, 03:09:55 AM

What? I don't hate everyone I don't agree with. Plus, I can prove you wrong on option 4, but that would be creepy. I guess I could proove you wrong for #5 too. Just ask my grandma. She could tell you some stories about how good my parents were at parenting.

We don't need stories about your penis or your parents.  As for how good your parents were at parenting, the results, positive or negative, speak for themselves.

Speaking of that, did you ever see the Sam Kinison routine about the guy with a detachable penis, that his wife insists on holding in her pocketbook rather than allowing him to 'wear' it?  It's hilarious.

No, but it does sound funny Smiley

But I agree, no one needs to know stories about my penis. Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2005, 12:59:34 AM »
Option 2 (He Doesn't) and Option 6 (Some of his statements are just to scare newbies, or get a reaction from the rest of us).
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« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2005, 07:49:53 AM »
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 19, 2005, 12:55:50 AM
Quote from: dazzleman on December 18, 2005, 01:29:58 PM

We don't need stories about your penis or your parents.  As for how good your parents were at parenting, the results, positive or negative, speak for themselves.

Speaking of that, did you ever see the Sam Kinison routine about the guy with a detachable penis, that his wife insists on holding in her pocketbook rather than allowing him to 'wear' it?  It's hilarious.

No, but it does sound funny Smiley

But I agree, no one needs to know stories about my penis. Cheesy

I wish I could find that Kinison routine.  Absolutely hilarious.  It's so funny when he holds the microphone down near his crotch, and then imitates his "wife" saying, "Oh no, you have no need for that.  I'll keep it right here in my pocketbook," and ripping the microphone right out of its holder.  Then later, he's talking to his friends about a night out drinking.  With his friend still on the phone, he says, "Honey, I'm going out with the guys and I want to bring my penis with me.  All the other guys are bringing theirs; can I bring mine?"  His wife answers, and he says to his friend, "She said, 'no f&#king way!'"  It's absolutely hilarious.
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« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2005, 10:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Governor Earl Andrew Washburn on December 19, 2005, 12:55:50 AM
But I agree, no one needs to know stories about my penis. Cheesy
I have a feeling they'd be short stories.
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