Financial swindler attempts to fake death, fails

[Sensei]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/19/fugitive.pilot/index.html

It would have been the ultimate show of badassery had it worked, but instead he just looks like an idiot.

[Хahar 🤔]

I remember reading about this on Cracked.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I have to wonder if that idiot who is missing and presumed dead after taking his boat out into Tropical Storm Claudette was/is faking his death.  Until they find the body, I'm going to be wondering about that.

[dead0man]

I bet his parents are so proud.  A year ago he was a successful financial adviser...now look.  It couldn't have happened to a bigger douche.  I hope he thinks he's going to get raped everyday in prison.  (I don't  hope that he actually does get raped, I'm not an animal.)