Birthers have found Obama's "Kenyan" Birth Certificate

[cannonia]

He was born in Kenya and Hawaii at the same time?  He must be the Messiah!

[cannonia]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

That's right, the Kenyans were red-blooded Americans back then, until they went metric.

[cannonia]

     While obviously fake, it should be noted that English is an official language of Kenya, & if I am reading this page right, Kenya did not go on the metric system until 1971.

That's right, the Kenyans were red-blooded Americans back then, until they went metric.

Britain used to use the imperial system. In many respects, particularly road signs, it still does.

Obviously that's why we still love you guys.