You just become President for Life

[Mechaman]

While I'm decided to give Oklahoma back, if not, I'd name Mechman a Governor General and let his do whatever he just want.

And my first order of business would be to return Oklahoma back to the Native Americans, on the condition that me and my harem of 14-17 year old girls get permanent residence in the Hard Rock Casino. I would also legalize marijuana and turn it into the state's top crop, lower the age of consent to 13, fully legalize gay marriage and polygamy, hell go ahead and legalize interbestial marriage, abolish all corporate entities and turn them over to their new Native American overlords, pretty much pull a 180 on Okie society. And last but not least, replace the Hands of Jesus at ORU with the Hands of Kalwejt and rename Oral Roberts University to Mechman University. Mechman University will not be the same far right evangelism of ORU, but rather a fundamentalist left libertarian atheist university. And the Mechman said "blessed be the pot smoking, alcoholic, kid f***ers!"

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And I would, regarding Mark Warner cultist, establish special Mark Warner temples, so they would get finally a place to worship him without irritating others Atlas members


Mark the Almighty (official portrait)

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Oral Roberts University to Mechman University

Good idea, becuase Oral may be offensive for religious-morality nutcases

[k-onmmunist]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

[Phony Moderate]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer. Free ice cream on Mondays.

[k-onmmunist]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer.

There's far more poor people than rich people, therefore if you were to equalise wealth, everyone would end up poor. Equal wealth = equal misery. By taxing the rich, you also destroy the development of private enterprise, which will extend the recession, and lead to major declines in industrial power.

[Phony Moderate]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer.

There's far more poor people than rich people, therefore if you were to equalise wealth, everyone would end up poor. Equal wealth = equal misery. By taxing the rich, you also destroy the development of private enterprise, which will extend the recession, and lead to major declines in industrial power.

Who said i didn't want everyone to be poor?

[k-onmmunist]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer.

There's far more poor people than rich people, therefore if you were to equalise wealth, everyone would end up poor. Equal wealth = equal misery. By taxing the rich, you also destroy the development of private enterprise, which will extend the recession, and lead to major declines in industrial power.

Who said i didn't want everyone to be poor?

...

I'm not going to justify that with an answer.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Name Mark Warner as my replacement, and then step down.

[Bono]

Deport John McCain back to Panama where he bloody belongs.

Then I'd probably start nationalizing various industries, ban HMOs, abolish capital punishment, abolish DOMA, grant amnesty to undocumented immigrants, grant amnesty to people convicted of victimless crimes, institute a national minimum income, begin a mandatory gun confiscation scheme, and slash the defense/military budget by at least 95%.

Is this before or after you're impeached?

[Ebowed]

Deport John McCain back to Panama where he bloody belongs.

Then I'd probably start nationalizing various industries, ban HMOs, abolish capital punishment, abolish DOMA, grant amnesty to undocumented immigrants, grant amnesty to people convicted of victimless crimes, institute a national minimum income, begin a mandatory gun confiscation scheme, and slash the defense/military budget by at least 95%.

Is this before or after you're impeached?

Neither.

[ChrisJG777]

Deport John McCain back to Panama where he bloody belongs.

Then I'd probably start nationalizing various industries, ban HMOs, abolish capital punishment, abolish DOMA, grant amnesty to undocumented immigrants, grant amnesty to people convicted of victimless crimes, institute a national minimum income, begin a mandatory gun confiscation scheme, and slash the defense/military budget by at least 95%.

Is this before or after you're impeached?

Tut tut.  Dictators for Life can't be impeached you know. 

[pogo stick]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer. Free ice cream on Mondays.

Keep dreaming.

[ChrisJG777]

Huge tax increase on the rich

Please explain how this would benefit anyone.

Rich poorer, poor richer. Free ice cream on Mondays.

Keep dreaming.

That's it, I can live with people not wanting the poor to get richer, but I just can't stand anyone who opposes free ice cream! 

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Oh, forgot to mention. I'd order Maria Cantwell to marry me

If you were President for Life, which country would you invade (one option):

Mine: Liechtenstein

[Hash]

Kick Alberta out of Canada for being such a crappy province (and also hold a free election in Beauce between a hand-picked candidate of mine and the representative of Conservative stupidity there, if the stupid Tory wins, they join Alberta in getting kicked out). Force Harper to become a member of the Communist Party under threat of guillotine (which would become legal). I would also deport the fake Francophone Pierre Lemieux, Cheryl Gallant and other Tory assholes to North Korea or something.

Then, electoral reform, abolish the Senate, stringent environmental protection, abolish the monarchy and become a federal republic.

In France? I'd just want an independent Bretagne, that's all. I can live without the rest, while making Bretagne the beacon of Europe and the world.

[Хahar 🤔]

In France? I'd just want an independent Bretagne, that's all. I can live without the rest, while making Bretagne the beacon of Europe and the world.

Just Bretagne? What about the rest of Brittany?

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1. Declare that Liechtenstein is developing a deadly WMD
2. Invade them
3. Establish a Green Zone, which would occupy half of the country
4. Clear all bank accounts and run to Switzerland

[Hillary 2016]

Give all of this land back to the Native Americans.

[Governor PiT]

http://shop.americanfreepress.net/store/p/137.aspx


Basically what this guy would do in his book about becoming president based on a book by Huey Long.

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Which one Robert Stark he is?

Neverthless, I would reinstate our fallem brother Mechman to live