All about yourself!

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Real first name: Krzysztof (like Christopher)
Gender: Male
Age: Will turn 21 in this August
Religion: You kidding, me, right?
Ethnic composition: Polish, Jewish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Lusatian Sorbian
Favorite music: Heavy rock, metal, celtic
Occupation: University student, part-time translator and journalist
Relationship status: Single (I hate permanent relationships)
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Residency: Warsaw
Siblings: None
Cousins: Countless
What city did you grow up in?: Warsaw
Political leanings: Social Democratic. In US I'd be very liberal Democrat
Favorite writers: Mikhail Bulgakov, Joseph Conrad, Mario Vargas Llosa, George Orwell, Maurice Druon, Ken Follet, Lucy Maud Montgomery , Jaroslav Jasek, Anatole France, Isaav Asimov, Frank Herbert, Andrzej Sapkowski, Henryk Sienkiewicz, Umberto Eco, Erich Maria Remarque, Stanisaw Lem, Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut, Thomas Mann, Frederick Forsyth, David Weber, Mika Waltari, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Alexandre Dumas pere, Stephen King, Ernest Hemingway and ooothers...   
Favorite Presidents: FDR, TR, LBJ and Jefferson
Least favorite Presidents: Dubya, Reagan, Harding, Wilson, Coolidge
Interest: Politics, literature, history, swimming, bike riding, walking around my beloved city
Foreing languages: English, German. From this October I will begin with Arabic
Ambitions: Literature and politics

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I'm sorry but I don't buy for even one minute that someone knows they are bi-sexual at 14

Did you know you were straight at 14?

14 is a age when most men think very much about sex

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I'm sorry but I don't buy for even one minute that someone knows they are bi-sexual at 14

Did you know you were straight at 14?

Yeah, but I fail to see the point.  Being bi-sexual shouldn't cross the mind of a 14-yr-old

Why not?

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Updates:

Age: 21
Name: Krzysztof
Country: Poland
Location: Warsaw
Political wievs: Democratic socialist and strict european federalist
Ethnic composition: Polish, Jewish, Sorbian, Ukrainian, Lithuanian and maybe something else
Favorite non-alcohol drink: Tea
Religion: Atheist
Party of choice (If i were American): Democrat, the very liberal one
Martial status: Happily single
Favorite poster: Kalwejt of course
Other favorite posters: Antonio V., Mechman (or what his name is now), Hashemite, Giovanni, Big Bad Fab, NiK, Benconstine, Grumpy, Lief, Bacon King, Barnes, WEB Dubois, Xahar, Sewer Socialist, JewishConservative, Master Jedi and some others...
Least favorite posters: DWTL, Robert Stark, Richius, Coburn in 2010
Favorite books: Just too many to name there
Favorite U.S. President: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Favorite U.S. Vice President: Walter Mondale

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Krzysztof is a cool name, though all Polish names are cool. Except Donald Tusk, Donald is a fail name. But Tusk is Kashubian.

This is not even an Kashubian name

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Favorite Politicians: John McCain, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Robert F. Kennedy, Mark Warner, Theodore Roosevelt, Keystone Phil

SANTORUM 2012!

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Least Favorite persons on Atlas: N/A

Nobody's going to believe that

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Updates:

Age: 21
Occupation: Student (Arabic studies), part-time journalist
Hobbies: Reading, walking, riding the bike, swimming
Merits: I'm smoker and drinker
Languages: Polish, English, German (I have to take a lessons again), Arabic (very early stage)

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Weird people in Canadia, I tell you.

This is disguistuing weird people in Canada can post on American site, while true Americans get banned on French pusy sites

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Some more info:

Posters I really like (no order)
:
Antonio V, Hashemite, Barnes, Big Bad Fab, Hans-im-Gluck, Mechman, Giovanni, Hamilton, NiK, Xahar, AndrewCT, Hcallega, Historico, Ben, Bgwah, JSojourner, Fritz, dc_cutie, Snowguy, Rocky, Thomas E. Dewey, PiT, Smid, Swedish Cheese, Reelect Obama, Franzl, Sewer Socialist

Posters I really don't like (useless trolls):
RowanBrandon, DWTL, BTDR, East Cost Republican, Robert Stark, Vanderblubb, Richius

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Yes, Sensei, go die!

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Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race/ethnic compostion: American (White)
Religion: Atheist
Height: 5'4
Party of Choice: Socialist Party USA
Favorite Musician(s): Queen, Bon Jovi
Favorite President: Theodore Roosevelt
Favorite color: Red
Your other interests: History, Playing Piano, Reading, My Children
Do you live by yourself: No
Do you have any siblings? 1 sister
Are you married? No
Have you ever been attracted to someone of the same sex? No

Now post a real info, impositor

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Persons you admire: God

Do you understand what "person" means?

Yes, but still.

But god ain't a person.

Yes, either god is a god or there's no god. But a person? Nope.

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I do it again.

Gender: Male
Age: 21 and 8 months
Nationality: Polish (plus Jewish, Ukrainian, Lithuanian, Sorbian)
Location: Warsaw
Occupation: Student
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Ideology: Democratic socialist/social democrat
Hobbies: Books, walking, swimming, photography, smoking, drinking, spending time with friends, some computer games
Favorite pets: Cats
Favorite books: Too many to name.
Favorite persons of Atlas: Antonio V, Big Bad Fab, Barnes, Hashemite, Winston, Mechaman, Giovanni, Badger, Hawkeye, Tmthforu, Dallasfan, Han, Sewer Socialist, Xahar, Joe Republic, Mikado, Lunar, Al, Lewis Trondheim, Grumpy Gramps, AndrewCT, Cutie, TexaGurl... some others
Least favorite posters: BRTD, Obamaisdabest

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Other Interests: Beer.

Underage drinking always was the greatest fun

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It never said anything until a minute ago. Why is it hard to believe what I do for a living?

Your general ability to comprehend relatively simple points and concepts implies a MUCH lower age, disqualifying someone from an admissions position.  Not to mention that most advanced positions require several years of experience, something someone only a couple years above college graduation age would not likely have.

Well you just know everything don't you? You know exactly everything and everyone without knowing the situation or at least appear that way because you talk out of your ass. I am proud of what I do and while I do get confused easily I am highly academic and well educated. The reason it doesn't show is because I don't have my head up my ass about it.

Whatever you say, honey.

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مرحبا! إسمي كرزيشتوف. أنا من بولندا و أنا طالب في خامعة وارسو.

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مرحبا! إسمي كرزيشتوف. أنا من بولندا و أنا طالب في خامعة وارسو.

Merhaba, Kalweyt.  Adım Chris.  Minnesotalıyım, ama Wisconsin'de oturuyorum ve Michigan'da öğreniyorum.  Niçin Arapça'yı konuşuyorsun?

Halt's Maul, du stinkst!

Ale jak to?

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Blah, I'll do it again.

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Race: White
Ethnicy: Polish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Jewish, Lusatian.
Religion: Atheist
Height: 173 cm
Weight: About 80 kg
Hair: Dark
Eyes: Green
Mustaches: Currently no
Birthplace: Warsaw
Location: Warsaw
Relationship status: Single
Sexual orientation: Straight, but jmf is sucks ass anyway
Political positions: Democratic Socialism
Siblings?: No, thanks non-existing God
When did you joined Atlas?: July 2009
Occupation: Student (Arab and Islamic Studies, University of Warsaw)
Favorite books: Too many to count
Favorite bands: Black Sabbath, Metalica, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Clannad, Blackmore's Nights, Omega etc.

Favorite posters on Atlas:

Hashemite, Antonio V, Badger, Xahar, Fritz, Thomas D, Barnes, Torie, Gramps, Winston, Annie, Han, Mechaman, Dallasfan, Hawkeye, Lewis Trondheim, Al, Ilikeverin, Hans Im Gluck, Big Bad Fab,  Snowguy, Tmthforu, NCYankee, Duke, Giovanni, NiK, JBrase,  TC, Rocky, Historico, Hcallega, TommyC1776, Oakvale and some others.

Least favorite:

Libertas, Kyle Mercado, Jmf, BRTD

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Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: English
Religion: WBC Christian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 213
Location: Overland Park, KS
Birthplace: Hattiesburg, MS
Occupation: Grocery store clerk
Party of Choice: Democratic (Populist)
Hero: Fred Phelps
Favorite Presidents: Andrew Jackson
Favorite Pro-Sports Teams: Kansas City Royals, Kansas State Wildcats
Favorite Shows: eh...
Favorite Atlasians: Stark.

I'm new.

You're new but you know Stark? Riiiight.

I have a lot of free time, plus  I know him in real life.

That would explain a lot. Now go away.

Why be hating? Let me explain.

I believe Dems are real conservatives, they will return to the glory days...repubs are sinners.

Does they allow internet access in mental hospitals?

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Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: English
Religion: WBC Christian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 213
Location: Overland Park, KS
Birthplace: Hattiesburg, MS
Occupation: Grocery store clerk
Party of Choice: Democratic (Populist)
Hero: Fred Phelps
Favorite Presidents: Andrew Jackson
Favorite Pro-Sports Teams: Kansas City Royals, Kansas State Wildcats
Favorite Shows: eh...
Favorite Atlasians: Stark.

I'm new.

You're new but you know Stark? Riiiight.

I have a lot of free time, plus  I know him in real life.

That would explain a lot. Now go away.

Why be hating? Let me explain.

I believe Dems are real conservatives, they will return to the glory days...repubs are sinners.

Does they allow internet access in mental hospitals?

Well, actually....I was there for a day, after I thought my tree was talking to me. They do, but it's limited.

Perhaps you should visit said place more frequently, buster.

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Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: English
Religion: WBC Christian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 213
Location: Overland Park, KS
Birthplace: Hattiesburg, MS
Occupation: Grocery store clerk
Party of Choice: Democratic (Populist)
Hero: Fred Phelps
Favorite Presidents: Andrew Jackson
Favorite Pro-Sports Teams: Kansas City Royals, Kansas State Wildcats
Favorite Shows: eh...
Favorite Atlasians: Stark.

I'm new.

You're new but you know Stark? Riiiight.

I have a lot of free time, plus  I know him in real life.

That would explain a lot. Now go away.

Why be hating? Let me explain.

I believe Dems are real conservatives, they will return to the glory days...repubs are sinners.

Does they allow internet access in mental hospitals?

Well, actually....I was there for a day, after I thought my tree was talking to me. They do, but it's limited.

Perhaps you should visit said place more frequently, buster.

Your mean! I'm a nice guy, why you so mean? Sinner republican

Oh come on, give me a hug!

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Favorite Atlasians: Stark.

Yeah that says a lot.

And how the hell do you know Stark?

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my name is marty, which is short for martin. i'm 12 year old political junkie and i'm a moderate democrat. favorite politicians are: evan bayh, mark warner, ben nelson, frank o'bannon, joe lieberman.

i'm happy to be here :-)

/marty

Why is everything you type not in caps? There is something called capitalization. The only good person on your list is Frank O'Bannon.

And O'Bannon is dead.

And Evan is obviously very bored outside the Senate.

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Person you most admire: Lee Kuan Yew, maybe... turned a swamp into, in my opinion, the world's all-around best country. Don't think that Singapore was destined to become what it is... look at Aden.

Have you been to Singapore? It's nowhere near the best country in the world.

Are you talking about a Disneyland with the Gallows?