So I have been invited to speak at a local Tea Bagger gathering.

[Eraserhead]

Here's a rough draft of a few elements of my speech (which is to be no more than ten minutes in duration. It's not the whole thing, but rather a few integral elements that wouldn't be complete without it --...

go for it, I think the experience will help you gain some wisdom...though please provide before and after pictures of your face

^^^^

Good Christian.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Here's a rough draft of a few elements of my speech (which is to be no more than ten minutes in duration. It's not the whole thing, but rather a few integral elements that wouldn't be complete without it --...

go for it, I think the experience will help you gain some wisdom...though please provide before and after pictures of your face

^^^^

Good Christian.

thanks

[Gustaf]

I guess provoking other people to kill you might be the only service to humanity you are capable of providing. So good luck!

[Badger]

So how'd it go?

[Torie]

So how'd it go?

Well E is still here, so either it didn't happen, or he toned it all way down from what he was fantasizing doing in his posts here. Maybe all that venting got it all out of his system.

[SPC]

Einzige, re-write the speech as to make it look like you are agreeing with them until about 2/3rds through and then use their logic against them to totally hose them.

I concur. Start out with stuff about how you hate big government, and then start quoting Thoreau and Spooner:

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[Scam of God]

So how'd it go?

Well E is still here, so either it didn't happen, or he toned it all way down from what he was fantasizing doing in his posts here. Maybe all that venting got it all out of his system.

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

[Vepres]

I actually like it, except the part where you unequivocally state that they won't change. That is not way to get people to see your way, and it makes you sound arrogant, which will make you look bad in the end.

I like most of the substance, though. I think on the hypocrisy front you should focus more on their silence during the Bush years, rather than whom they associate with.

[President Mitt]

I actually like it, except the part where you unequivocally state that they won't change. That is not way to get people to see your way, and it makes you sound arrogant, which will make you look bad in the end.

I like most of the substance, though. I think on the hypocrisy front you should focus more on their silence during the Bush years, rather than whom they associate with.

Einzige isn't going there to make them turn his way. Which they wouldn't anyway even if he tried. He's going there to humiliate them....hopefully with news cameras nearby to watch.

[phk]

I guess provoking other people to kill you might be the only service to humanity you are capable of providing. So good luck!

^^^^

You should also tell them about JSojourner.

[Frodo]

So how'd it go?

Well E is still here, so either it didn't happen, or he toned it all way down from what he was fantasizing doing in his posts here. Maybe all that venting got it all out of his system.

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not..... 

[Scam of God]

So how'd it go?

Well E is still here, so either it didn't happen, or he toned it all way down from what he was fantasizing doing in his posts here. Maybe all that venting got it all out of his system.

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

-- if you want to think I'm lying about it for whatever reason, be my guest. After I do it and I post a video of it, I expect a full apology from you and a voluntary leave-of-absence from the forum.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

So how'd it go?

Well E is still here, so either it didn't happen, or he toned it all way down from what he was fantasizing doing in his posts here. Maybe all that venting got it all out of his system.

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not..... 

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

I'm pretty sure most sources rank Virginia among the better educated states in the nation, ahead of Illinois for sure.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

-- if you want to think I'm lying about it for whatever reason, be my guest. After I do it and I post a video of it, I expect a full apology from you and a voluntary leave-of-absence from the forum,

LOL!!!

[Frodo]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

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[Frodo]

-- if you want to think I'm lying about it for whatever reason, be my guest. After I do it and I post a video of it, I expect a full apology from you and a voluntary leave-of-absence from the forum,

LOL!!!

I won't be surprised if he starts demanding this to defend his honor:

[Scam of God]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

Works for me. If - and when - I post it, how long will you be absconding from the forum for? I demand no less than six months, and you may expect the same of me.

[Frodo]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

Works for me. If - and when - I post it, how long will you be absconding from the forum for? I demand no less than six months, and you may expect the same of me.

And what if I don't? 

[Scam of God]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

Works for me. If - and when - I post it, how long will you be absconding from the forum for? I demand no less than six months, and you may expect the same of me.

And what if I don't? 

Then you will be proven a fraud, precisely what you're accusing me of. I've already said that I'm more than willing to run this gambit, and I'll even do you one better: since I know how you ache to see me permanently gone from this forum, I'll double my initial proposal - if I fail to provide evidence that I've delivered my speech, I will leave the forum for one year. If, however, I do, then you need only leave the forum for six months.

That, however, includes even lurking. Should the moderators find me prowling the forum in the event that I lose the bargain, I will be perma-banned. And the same goes for you.

[Frodo]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

Works for me. If - and when - I post it, how long will you be absconding from the forum for? I demand no less than six months, and you may expect the same of me.

And what if I don't? 

Then you will be proven a fraud, precisely what you're accusing me of.

And how will you do that?  By me not honoring my end of this 'bargain' which -by the way- I haven't even agreed to? 

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Be sure to let the moderators know that, lest they forget to look out for the both of us... 

[Scam of God]

It hasn't happened yet; the meeting is scheduled for "sometime in June". Rest assured that I'll post when I find out more.

LOL -you really are making this stuff up, aren't you?  I suspected it for quite some time, but I always wanted to believe you have the balls to do what you say you would do.  

Guess not.....  

If you had read my initial post - if you were capable of reading it, as that's not a skill they value highly in Virginia - you'd see that

Naturally, I can't let an opportunity like this pass, though that opportunity has been dated for "sometime in June". Which suits me fine for my purposes, as it'll give me ample opportunity to absolutely demolish the sad lot of them.

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I'm giving you until the end of September to post it here.  

Works for me. If - and when - I post it, how long will you be absconding from the forum for? I demand no less than six months, and you may expect the same of me.

And what if I don't? 

Then you will be proven a fraud, precisely what you're accusing me of.

And how will you do that?  By me not honoring my end of this 'bargain' which -by the way- I haven't even agreed to?

If you're too timid to agree to it, then you can simply issue an apology now and be done with it. If not, the offer is open. You're not relevant enough for me to continue wasting my time in this thread, so please, choose quickly.

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And if you agree to it, I certainly will.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A message for Scum of God -

[Scam of God]

A message for Scum of God -

Ah, you poor child - fifty years old and your balls have yet to drop. Don't worry, little man; soon enough you'll have hair down there, I'm sure of it.

[Vepres]

I actually like it, except the part where you unequivocally state that they won't change. That is not way to get people to see your way, and it makes you sound arrogant, which will make you look bad in the end.

I like most of the substance, though. I think on the hypocrisy front you should focus more on their silence during the Bush years, rather than whom they associate with.

Einzige isn't going there to make them turn his way. Which they wouldn't anyway even if he tried. He's going there to humiliate them....hopefully with news cameras nearby to watch.

Yes, I forgot this is Einzige we're talking about

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

I actually like it, except the part where you unequivocally state that they won't change. That is not way to get people to see your way, and it makes you sound arrogant, which will make you look bad in the end.

I like most of the substance, though. I think on the hypocrisy front you should focus more on their silence during the Bush years, rather than whom they associate with.

Einzige isn't going there to make them turn his way. Which they wouldn't anyway even if he tried. He's going there to humiliate them....hopefully with news cameras nearby to watch.

Yes, I forgot this is Einzige we're talking about

Of course a much better idea would be to try to convince them of the error of their ways rather than just provoking them into apparently attacking.