Describe the Previous Poster in a Haiku, google images results, and salad type

[Lunar]

Since there's no one above me, I'll go with Alcon.

Haiku:

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Images that represent him:



Salad:

Cobb

[bullmoose88]

Lunar a girl right?
B or G I cannot say
No way is a dude





Salad: Tossed

[Lunar]

Haiku:

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Salad:

Two croutons short of a Greek

[The Mikado]

When Lunar's teabagging
(And that's most of the time now)
He lets Meeker rim





Salad:  Plenty of arugula because he's a coastal elitist.

[segwaystyle2012]

Haiku:

Welcome to Atlas
It gets worse here everyday
Mikado, go 'way

Image:



Salad:

Fruit

[The Mikado]

Segways are for jerks
This one is no exception
Ban Hamilton now





Salad: Nightshade and hemlock.  That was a bit mean on my part.  He can have a plain bowl of lettuce.

[segwaystyle2012]

How many times do I have to say this?

[The Mikado]

How many times do I have to say this?

For how much longer, Hamilton, will you continue to abuse our patience?  How long will that madness of yours mock us?  When will your unbridled audacity come to an end?  Do you not think that the moderators on this Forum, do you not think the watchful eyes of its users, the hostility of its participants, and the union of all good Atlasians–do not the looks of every venerable member of this Forum have an effect?  Do you not feel your plans are detected?  Do you not see that your socks are already arrested and rendered powerless by the knowledge everyone here has of them?  Which account you posted on last night, or the night before, whom you conspired with, what you conspired, what you agreed on: do you think any of that eludes our knowledge?

Oh, the times!  Oh, the morals!  The forum are aware of these things, the moderators are aware of these things, and yet this man remains unbanned!  Unbanned!  Aye, he even posts!  He takes part in our deliberations, marking us down as friends and foes.  And we, gallant men that we are, think we are doing our parts by avoiding his attacks!

You ought, Hamilton, to have been permabanned from your IP by Dave Leip long ago.  That destruction you plotted against this forum should've been brought on your head.

Did not the moderators ban Straha, though only slightly undermining the ToS?  And shall we openly allow Hamilton to remain in our ranks with multiple active accounts?  I pass over older examples yet, such as how Dave Leip banned harrisonford for PMing pornography.  There was once such virtue in this forum, that brave men would repress mischievous posters with greater chastisement than they would their greatest enemy.  For we have a sentence banning you, Hamilton: the wisdom of the forum is not in doubt, nor the dignity of our moderator team.  We, we alone, the posters, are wanting in our duty to permanently remove you.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not sure that counts as a haiku, Mikado.  I'll check.


No, it doesn't.

[segwaystyle2012]

How many times do I have to say this?

For how much longer, Hamilton, will you continue to abuse our patience?

Why don't you ask him that yourself?

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Why don't you ask him that yourself?

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Why don't you ask him that yourself?

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The hostility of approximately half the forum toward Hamilton doesn't automatically erode the voice of the other half.

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I'm not involved in any plans, Hamilton's or otherwise.

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It was evident that Hamilton had no desire to hide his identity if he was even posting pictures with his account "TheHype". 

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What?

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Hamilton has been banned multiple times. What is your point here?

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You ought, Segway, to have? Or Hamilton ought to have? There's an obvious difference here. You might take comfort in knowing Hamilton was IP banned.

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No idea. 

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Yes.

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I am not Hamilton, I have not trolled, and I have not wronged anyone here. Harass another, for I am sick of this charade.

[The Mikado]

I'm impressed enough that you did a line-by-line rebuttal to my cut-and-paste job of the First Catilinarian Oration that I'll leave aside the question of whether you are Hamilton for a second and just say, "Bravo."

[Bacon King]

LOL

[Ban my account ffs!]

Bacon King
Friend of all
so laid back



Salad:  Chef

[opebo]

Cold in the North Land
Binds him in moderation
of the Abba line  





Salad: Three Bean

[Mechaman]

I've seen photos of Segway before, he IS NOT Hamilton.
Trust me.

[bullmoose88]

I've seen photos of Segway before, he IS NOT Hamilton.
Trust me.

Without asking you to reveal too much, how do you know those pictures are of the person you think they are?

[Mechaman]

I've seen photos of Segway before, he IS NOT Hamilton.
Trust me.

Without asking you to reveal too much, how do you know those pictures are of the person you think they are?

Good point.
But you have seen how bad Hamilton is at hiding his identity ("the Hype" anyone?)
Segway may be a bit abrasive but I have reason to believe that he is who he says he is.

[Lunar]

Likes thai prostitutes
Ladies of the evening
One at a time please



Salad:

Tomato salad

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Lunatic fringe though
Fitting for Berkley
Humor hides his pain





Beet salad.

[Lunar]

Haiku:

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Image:


Salad:

Iceberg lettuce with globs of ranch dressing

[Bacon King]

I've seen photos of Segway before, he IS NOT Hamilton.
Trust me.

Without asking you to reveal too much, how do you know those pictures are of the person you think they are?

Good point.
But you have seen how bad Hamilton is at hiding his identity ("the Hype" anyone?)
Segway may be a bit abrasive but I have reason to believe that he is who he says he is.

The Hype was an obvious attempt to get moderators to not notice his more "subtle" double accounts through proxies. Segway = Hamilton, I promise you that.

OK NOW HOLD ON LET ME DO A HAIKU AND STUFF FOR LUNAR

[Bacon King]

New York avatar;
why no longer D-CA?
Graduation, probz.



Salad: three bits of romaine lettuce covered with a half-pound of Parmesan.

[Vepres]

Mmmm, Greasy Bacon
your cholesterol kills peeps
what a complete jerk



Salad: Broccoli Bacon Salad

[Bacon King]

Vepres can't haiku
and his name is hard to spell
Verpes like herpes.



salad: something with lots of those tiny tomatoes

[Joe Republic]

Do you smell bacon?
I smell the king of bacon.
What a total dick.





Salad:  Nothing with any green in it, obviously.