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« on: March 17, 2010, 07:27:35 am »

Meanwhile in a Polish-controlled Iraq, brave Polish forces captures Saddam Hussein (uuups, he wasn't even born yet) evil dictatorKing Ghazi and executez him for teh crimes against humanity.

Free elections to be held, but Iraq instead became Polan'd next Voivodeship, known as Eastern Masovia

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Polish troops fighting terrorists in former Iraq, noq Eastern Masovia

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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 06:04:41 pm »

We Killed Ike, yay!

Oh, Taft is a real foreign relations interventionts Wink
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 01:01:33 am »

If you make Poland taking over U.S., I'll say that TL is epic Wink
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 09:50:41 am »
« Edited: December 13, 2010, 09:21:57 pm by Kalwejt Assange »

So, regarding the game speed, Bill Clinton shall be President somewhere in the 1960, I suppose
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 05:52:57 pm »

I'm eagerly awaiting the next installment of this epic TL.

People, try to imagine Polaqi government of the Christian-National Union/Islamic Dawa Party coallition. German Minority in Silesia/Kurdish Minority alliance!
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 06:42:02 pm »

The Polo-Iraqi government, 2010.

(Civic Platform, Democratic Left Alliance and Ba'ath grand coallition)

The President
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Saddam Hussein (Ba'ath), 2000-

The Prime Minister
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Donald Tusk (PO), 2007-)

Sejm Speaker

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Bronisław Komorowski (PO)
2007-

Senate Speaker

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Tariq Aziz (Ba'ath)
2007-

Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Włodzimierz Cimoszewicz (SLD)
2007-

Minister of Defense
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Ali Hassan Al-Majid (Ba'ath)
2007-

Minister of Agriculture
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Wojciech Olejniczak (SLD)
2007-


Opposition leaders:

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Jarosław Kaczyński (PiS)

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Nouri Al-Maliki (Islamic Dawa Party)

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Jalal Talabani (German-Kurdish Majority)

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Waldemar Pawlak (Polo-Iraqi People's Party)
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2010, 06:50:16 pm »

How's the Cold War going in this timeline?  Is the Soviet Union even a communist state, or is it a monarchy in some weird union with Argentina or Thailand or something?  Maybe the Cold War will take place between the US and the People's Republic of Japan, or something like that?


I think it'll be the Pan-Ukrainian Alliance vs. the Polaqi Empire vs. the United States of Canada

Polaqi should have problems with hostile neighbours, just like Lithuania and Syria.
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2010, 09:05:16 pm »

In 1953 John Kennedy and Harry Truman are sworn in, President Kennedy visits the Polo-Iraqi federation when Kennedy is meeting with Prime Minister Bolesław Bierut he is shot 5 in the head causing instant death. Harry Truman is sworn in.

That must be Kurdish-German separatists!
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 07:58:16 am »

In 1953 John Kennedy and Harry Truman are sworn in, President Kennedy visits the Polo-Iraqi federation when Kennedy is meeting with Prime Minister Bolesław Bierut he is shot 5 in the head causing instant death. Harry Truman is sworn in.

That must be Kurdish-German separatists!

I like how it's phrased like he's shot **while in the middle of a meeting with the Polaqi prime minister**.  Like they're just sitting in a room somewhere, discussing policy, and someone pulls out a gun and shoots Kennedy in the head 5 times.

5 times in the head.  Wow.

I guess that begs the question, if he died instantly, what were the other 4 shots for?

Just to make sure!

And please tell us, who did it!
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 01:13:46 pm »

Brazatina invades Egypt in 1961 and takes it over. Juscelino Kubitschek gets a gay marriage with Nasser.

So, we have now Egybrazatina?

Polo-Iraqi Federation invades Syria and immedially takes over.
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 08:33:38 pm »

A request: Kalwejt, start a thread where we could be the Sejm of the Polo-Iraqi Federation.

Yes, sir!
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2010, 09:07:35 pm »

Okay, time to be dead serious with you here. Even more than I would say to GPORTER...

DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER TIMELINE. EVER.

Seconded.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 09:11:21 pm »

Portugal and Togo - Pogo.

Montenegro and Brazil - Mozilla.

Senegal and Yemen - Semen.

Georgia and Indiana - Georgiana.



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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 03:22:25 am »

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is grounded.
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2010, 04:05:43 pm »

GOD!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2011, 09:33:08 pm »

1978 - No President, because Quayle forgot to name his Vice President and people, including Tip O'Neill, didn't know what the constitution said

1979 - Calvin Coolidge is named President, because people liked him in the 1920s. He chooses jmfcst as his Vice President and invades Inner Mongolia
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« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 09:34:45 pm »

1980 - Coolidge is impeached because people found out he's in fact John Calvin Coolidge, while they were horny for just Calvin Coolidge.
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« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 09:38:20 pm »

1981 - No President again

1982 - Fernando Collor de Mello elected Governor of Alabama, promising a New Deal for the American people, and death to the Black people

1983 - Inner Mongolia slapes the America back
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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2011, 09:51:23 pm »

Correction:

1980 -- 108-year-old Calvin Coolidge loses re-election to the young 69-year-old Democrat Ronald Reagan.  And is shot in the face.

may i please do fiction?

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD!!!111
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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2011, 04:44:42 am »

1984 - Bob Dole declares himself First Emperor of Kansas.

that's it. i'm telling moderators on you!
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2011, 06:08:55 am »

OMG, HE'S BACK!
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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2011, 04:58:17 pm »

Bump

Yougo's body lies a-mouldering in the grave
His soul's marching on!
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2016, 02:08:44 pm »

Bumping this masterpiece for the kids.
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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2017, 05:14:17 am »

The greatest thread of this board is now sticked for posterity.
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