Should zoosexuality be legal?

[Lambsbread]

I like how one of kobi's arguments is that "if the animal doesn't fight back, it must be consenting". By that logic...

It's either consenting or dead.

[RI]

I like how one of kobi's arguments is that "if the animal doesn't fight back, it must be consenting". By that logic...

It's either consenting or dead.

Not quite what I was going for.

It does raise the question: what does kobidobidog think of zoonecrophilia? This is an important question.

[CitizenX]

Is it bad that I find CitizenX nearly as weird in manner as the dogf**ker?

What's weird about wanting to outlaw this zoo sex thing?  I think that's a pretty mainstream idea.

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It appears we have an internet star amongst us.

I don't approve of their redesign.

The people looked at the Cheezburger people and decided that money was better than lulz. It's a shame.

[minionofmidas]

Speaking of cheezburgers ... this totally belongs here.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Just use your hand, guys.

[Nichlemn]

I'm pretty sure 99% of the reason zoosexuality is illegal is because people find it gross, not due to any particular ethical reasoning. This was probably the case for homosexuality, too.

[kobidobidog]

zoosexuality should be legal in many ways. We are animals too. That is one reason.

We are animals that are born, and die, breathe, eat, drink, sh**t, and piss, and we are made of eukaryote cells.  We have sex like an animal too. Physiologically, biologically, scientifically, chemically, microscopically having instincts of the fight or flight response, and territorial instincts of an animal putting up fences, and no not trespass signs. Then KJV its self says we are a beast to back all of this up in Ecclesiastes 3; 18-20. How can you ignore all of this evidence?

Two;  trying to make one human that dies worse than another human that dies is imposable, but humans as stupid as a beast try to do that anyway.

Three;Humans are being unequal against the zoo. They are doing to the zoo what they would not want to be done to them. The ones complaining should stop complaining.  They should do their sex, and allow the zoo do their sex, and then there will be a thing devils hate, and that is peace.

Four;  zoosexual sex existed,  but fear was given to them. God does not give fear.  Hence the devil was after the zoo in men.  The ones after the zoo for their salvation sake need to repent.

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This thread serves as a good reminder of how questionable certain users are.

[The Mikado]

This thread serves as a good reminder of how questionable certain users are.

Fun fact: Kobidobidog has been on this forum for several years but has never posted outside of this thread.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I just discovered and read this whole thread.

Thank you, everybody. Truly, thankful.

How does kobidobidog feel about date rape? What about necrophilia?

[dead0man]

How does kobidobidog feel about date rape? What about necrophilia?

If it feels good, do it!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

How does kobidobidog feel about date rape? What about necrophilia?

If it feels good, do it!

Date rape doesn't feel good for the victim, and I doubt necrophilia feels good for the bereaved family.

[Joe Republic]

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[dead0man]

How does kobidobidog feel about date rape? What about necrophilia?

If it feels good, do it!

Date rape doesn't feel good for the victim, and I doubt necrophilia feels good for the bereaved family.

You really think I was serious?  I'm the guy encouraging date rape?  Do I look like a dancing monkey to you?

[Frodo]

No, and I have a feeling this is where a lot of our sexually transmitted diseases had their origin...  

If we inherited small pox, chicken pox, mumps, measles, influenza, etc. from close proximity with domesticated animals during the Neolithic period, then there is a good bet that a lot of our sexually transmitted diseases like syphillis, chlamidya, gonorrhea, etc., also became endemic among humans as a result.

In short, it's been done before, and we are still living with that legacy to this very day.  

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

How does kobidobidog feel about date rape? What about necrophilia?

If it feels good, do it!

Date rape doesn't feel good for the victim, and I doubt necrophilia feels good for the bereaved family.

You really think I was serious?  I'm the guy encouraging date rape?  Do I look like a dancing monkey to you?

No, I don't think you were serious. I was trying to further the joke, forgetting as I sometimes do that deadpan doesn't always work over the Internet. Sorry about that.

[dead0man]

aahhh, I run into that problem about 6 times a day.  No worries.

[Lief 🗽]

Obviously I would never have sex with an animal. That said...

Animals clearly do not have a protected right to demand consent before anything is done to their body. There are many species of animal that we (legally) allow to be locked in cages, made to stand in their own feces, forcefully pumped full of "food", and then slaughtered. Other animals, pets like dogs and cats, are protected to some degree by animal cruelty laws, so perhaps forcefully entering a dog or a cat should be illegal. But what if a male dog chooses, of his own volition, to mount a ready-and-willing human female (or the anus of a human male)? And then let's return to the barnyard animals that are afforded little to no protection and rights. If it's legal to lock a cow in a tiny cage for its entire life and then kill it, why is raping the cow any worse?

[greenforest32]

Obviously I would never have sex with an animal. That said...

Animals clearly do not have a protected right to demand consent before anything is done to their body. There are many species of animal that we (legally) allow to be locked in cages, made to stand in their own feces, forcefully pumped full of "food", and then slaughtered. Other animals, pets like dogs and cats, are protected to some degree by animal cruelty laws, so perhaps forcefully entering a dog or a cat should be illegal. But what if a male dog chooses, of his own volition, to mount a ready-and-willing human female (or the anus of a human male)? And then let's return to the barnyard animals that are afforded little to no protection and rights. If it's legal to lock a cow in a tiny cage for its entire life and then kill it, why is raping the cow any worse?

I wonder how the results of a poll asking if it should be legal to lock up animals in cages and force them to mechanically produce food before they are killed would compare to the results of this poll?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Obviously I would never have sex with an animal. That said...

Animals clearly do not have a protected right to demand consent before anything is done to their body. There are many species of animal that we (legally) allow to be locked in cages, made to stand in their own feces, forcefully pumped full of "food", and then slaughtered. Other animals, pets like dogs and cats, are protected to some degree by animal cruelty laws, so perhaps forcefully entering a dog or a cat should be illegal. But what if a male dog chooses, of his own volition, to mount a ready-and-willing human female (or the anus of a human male)? And then let's return to the barnyard animals that are afforded little to no protection and rights. If it's legal to lock a cow in a tiny cage for its entire life and then kill it, why is raping the cow any worse?

I wonder how the results of a poll asking if it should be legal to lock up animals in cages and force them to mechanically produce food before they are killed would compare to the results of this poll?

Obviously factory farming should be banned.

[angus]

I already did this topic a while ago.

yes, but with Gingrich running for president it has become relevant again.

[freefair]

Well It should be illegal to rape an animal, but if your dog decides to hump you and therefore you could be reasonably said to have its consent, its your choice.
But very seriously , the idea repulses me. Eew, gosh.

[kobidobidog]

We are animals.  Gods word says judge yourself to be like Jesus is. Why can't people be like that giving people peace even as Jesus gave people peace? Why do people come up with one excuse after another refusing to be like Jesus is who judged himself?