Wait wait wait. Thanksgiving is supposed to be giving thanks to God?! I've always been giving thanks to the Indians who helped out the Christian settlers, shortly before we largely wiped them out and sent them to live on 'reservations'. I've never given thanks to "God", and I doubt I would even if I believed in such a thing.
Nope, it's God; you were wrong.
Haha, I don't really care what you religious folks get up to, but I'll do it the way I want, ok? It's a pretty stupid and hypocritical holiday, in any case.
Why do you hate turkey, Joe? That's like hating America.