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« on: May 22, 2010, 08:18:24 PM »

Joe/Hitler

I like the guy, but I'm not sure if he if he has appeal in Peoria. 
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 08:19:37 PM »

Not funny. My vote: Joe/Joe.
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 08:20:50 PM »

Joe/Hitler

I like the guy, but I'm not sure if he if he has appeal in Peoria. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 08:26:43 PM »

Hitler of course. What a silly question. I mean, after all he buildt highways. What Joe ever did for the people?

...or, what he didn't do to the people, so I vote Joe Wink
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 09:16:29 PM »

News of his threesome with Lunar and Meeker (I always knew Lunar was a teabagger at heart...just not that kind) would doom Joe's candidacy...until Hitler was caught in bed with Alcon, throwing the race back open.
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 12:10:40 AM »

News of his threesome with Lunar and Meeker (I always knew Lunar was a teabagger at heart...just not that kind) would doom Joe's candidacy...until Hitler was caught in bed with Alcon, throwing the race back open.

I shared those pictures with you in confidence. How dare you mention them here.
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 02:52:59 AM »

I'd narrowly vote for myself, I guess.

I'd probably have a modest lead until convention season, and then the race would even up to a dead heat.  I could likely compete pretty well with the fund raising, but my biggest problem would be with GOTV; that's where Hitler's superiority would show itself on election day.
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 05:58:09 AM »

We do have one Hitler/Joe vote here.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 05:59:25 PM »

Hitler, clearly.  Duh.
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 06:12:02 PM »

Didn't we just have this matchup?

Oh, wait.....my bad. So easy to get them confused.
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 06:39:31 PM »

Didn't we just have this matchup?

Oh, wait.....my bad. So easy to get them confused.

fwiw Hitler is doing better
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 07:15:36 PM »

Hitler. He was kinder to the children, well most of the children. Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2010, 05:52:19 AM »

Hitler. He was kinder to the children, well most of the children. Tongue

Um wouldn't say "most"
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2010, 11:48:34 AM »

Hitler. He was kinder to the children, well most of the children. Tongue

Um wouldn't say "most"

Well Teutonic children.
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2010, 12:42:33 PM »

Hitler/Joe Republic
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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2010, 07:40:40 PM »

Hitler/Hitler takes the lead.  Wow.  Joe must really suck.

60% of voters think Hitler would win regardless.
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2010, 12:07:43 AM »

I can't say I'm surprised.  He's a formidable opponent.
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2010, 06:38:29 PM »

Joe/Joe has taken the lead over Hitlers/Hitler, but the majority of voters still agree that Hitler will win.

Sorry Joe.
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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2010, 05:29:37 PM »

Hitler is able to portrait Joe Republic as a liberal elitist who prefer to hangs out with Harry Reid rather than commons American. He also stress his Government experience (12 years as Fuehrer), which makes Joe resume looks like a s**t.

Hitler is able to appeal to both blue collars and rednecks, thanks to his propaganda technicues.

Even Jews, Blacks and Homos don't vote for Joe, they left the country in panic before.

Hitler's talks about mission of the nation, cleaning, dignity are close to the hearts of the average American.

Remaining self-hating elitist votes for Hitler as well, cuz they hate Murica.



Hitler: 538
Joe: 0
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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2010, 06:44:56 PM »

I feel like Joe might win DC.
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2010, 12:37:24 AM »

Kaljew has a point; if that picture of me and Reid ever leaks outside the internet, I would be totally screwed.  There's no way I could go negative on Hitler while standing in that glass house.
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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2010, 12:43:03 AM »

As MasterJedi would say, at least Hitler believed in education! Wink
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2010, 03:55:33 PM »

Kaljew has a point; if that picture of me and Reid ever leaks outside the internet, I would be totally screwed.  There's no way I could go negative on Hitler while standing in that glass house.

I can see the attack ads now... "I may have initiated the Holocaust, but at least I didn't do this! [pic]"
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