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« on: February 08, 2011, 08:03:49 AM »
I love close races.

Good piece of work as usual, dude.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2011, 04:17:28 PM »
Quote from: Congressman Jack Daniels on February 10, 2011, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: Wicked Witch on February 10, 2011, 03:55:11 PM
Governor LaMott with her amazing power of family values and football motherhood traveled to Montana and kicked Scott Westman in his balls, so he died from pure shock, crapping into his emo pants. Then, she smashed Mendelik D'Israeli head against the wall, so he died as well, and all that was according to the Bible. And so, Susie K. Helmuth won in landslide, saving Montana from falling into a Great Satan trap. Praise the Jesus and eat more vegetables, you little jerks.

But then an Antichrist Ray Mabus arrived and with a help of his sidekick, Socialist Thad O'Connor from Maine, killed all good people in a cowardish way, so all sucked after all.

...um, actually I meant, I like this election a lot Tongue

Congressman Jack Daniels, however, comes and is able to ressurect Montana with his Jesus-hippie message of "peace and stuff". Daniels already looks like Jesus with his long hair and beard, and he too being called a glutton and a drunkard.

Dude! You can't beat Antichrist.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 02:32:47 PM »
I wish people were caring about my biothread before.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 07:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Mechaman on March 04, 2011, 06:58:36 PM
Quote from: Senator Kalwejt on March 04, 2011, 06:40:00 PM
Butterflies, which are amazing indeed, were the reason I asked Mechaman to not use my original character. Just it wouldn't fit.

Yeah I remember the instant I posted DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN, FOR REAL DOG he flipped a sh*t and was like "dude get me the hell out of here!!!!"

Story is enjoable enough Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 04:40:26 PM »
I was reading this thread since start out of loyalty to a friend. Now, I can stop give a s**t. Finally.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 07:34:12 AM »
I miss Winston too...
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 10:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Randle Patrick McMurphy on July 25, 2011, 11:35:32 PM
1952 US Presidential Election County by County results:



Senator Estes Kefauver (Tennessee)/General James Roosevelt (California)
President Thomas Dewey (New York)/Vice President Earl Warren (California)

Winston County abandoned the GOP?
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 10:55:33 PM »
Quote from: Dallasfan65 on July 27, 2011, 10:39:14 PM
Quote from: Randle Patrick McMurphy on July 27, 2011, 10:36:56 PM
Y'know when I was starting to feel good about myself putting this much effort into maps...............

It's all right, man. I'm doing a similar project (but with shades) and I'm sure I'll flub up a few counties.

He who does not make mistakes makes nothing at all.

That reminds me, the other day, Jbrase pointed out that I created a county out of what was actually a water boundary.

Lol, I remember when I did it with LA.
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 09:57:51 AM »
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 03, 2011, 09:51:25 AM
Deleted previous post after it seemed to be too much of a masturbation fest.

I apologize.

Did I miss something AGAIN?
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 12:17:45 PM »
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 03, 2011, 11:18:01 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on August 03, 2011, 09:57:51 AM
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 03, 2011, 09:51:25 AM
Deleted previous post after it seemed to be too much of a masturbation fest.

I apologize.

Did I miss something AGAIN?

It was an interview with a Republican in the future who called Westman "perhaps the one true legendary politician in the post-Kennedy age".
Needless to say, my self-effacing style of writing would've suffered if I were to keep that post there.

Ah this.

I never liked to create a praise for my character. Instead, I'm giving him as much crap as possible. That's more objective Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: CM Punk on August 04, 2011, 11:49:22 AM
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 04, 2011, 11:44:16 AM
October 21st, 1984
Westman Campaign stop in Glasgow, Montana:

Scott Westman is in his campaign trailer when Carl Herschelwitz bursts in.
Herschelwitz: Scott!
Westman: I can't believe this bullsh*t.  I mean really, how the hell do these Conservative people always gain the ground on our asses two and a half weeks before election time?  I mean really?
Herschelwitz: Scott!  This is important!
Westman: I mean really man I'm fiscally conservative, I'm pro-gun, what more do these people want?!
Herschelwitz: It's Caroline man.
Westman: I can never find that woman I swear.  It's like she has a compulsion to go shopping wherever we go.  It's like my bank account is the Nile River and she is always swimming up north-
Herschelwitz: YOUR WIFE'S WATER BROKE DAMN IT!  WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL.....NOW!!!!
Westman looked up in disbelief.
Westman: Oh sh*t!  You serious!?
The two men bolt out of the trailer and head for one of the campaign vans.

We're all havin' babies... Tongue

You guys are bunch of creep.
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 05:09:42 PM »
Quote from: CM Punk on August 04, 2011, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on August 04, 2011, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: CM Punk on August 04, 2011, 11:49:22 AM
Quote from: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on August 04, 2011, 11:44:16 AM
October 21st, 1984
Westman Campaign stop in Glasgow, Montana:

Scott Westman is in his campaign trailer when Carl Herschelwitz bursts in.
Herschelwitz: Scott!
Westman: I can't believe this bullsh*t.  I mean really, how the hell do these Conservative people always gain the ground on our asses two and a half weeks before election time?  I mean really?
Herschelwitz: Scott!  This is important!
Westman: I mean really man I'm fiscally conservative, I'm pro-gun, what more do these people want?!
Herschelwitz: It's Caroline man.
Westman: I can never find that woman I swear.  It's like she has a compulsion to go shopping wherever we go.  It's like my bank account is the Nile River and she is always swimming up north-
Herschelwitz: YOUR WIFE'S WATER BROKE DAMN IT!  WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL.....NOW!!!!
Westman looked up in disbelief.
Westman: Oh sh*t!  You serious!?
The two men bolt out of the trailer and head for one of the campaign vans.

We're all havin' babies... Tongue

You guys are bunch of creep.

Are not! I have you know, Kal that my fiancee and I have already discussed how many children and what their names would be Tongue

I didn't need to know that Tongue I really didn't.
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 06:51:52 PM »
What's wrong with you, people? Can't you have normal kids out of wedlock?

Jesus and Jefferson Dent are crying, reading this.
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 08:15:13 PM »
Cool work in manipulating EV map numbers due to new districts.
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2011, 06:42:28 PM »
Hm. I must say I imagined William Westman in Scott's live more like a distant, but large shadow, than someone he really knows, since it's contradicting earlier Westman's image as a man who rose from provincional obscurity in Montana to a national politics.
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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2011, 07:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Cult of Personality on October 16, 2011, 06:48:06 PM
Quote from: Michael A. Naso, Jr.'s BDSM on October 16, 2011, 06:42:28 PM
Hm. I must say I imagined William Westman in Scott's live more like a distant, but large shadow, than someone he really knows, since it's contradicting earlier Westman's image as a man who rose from provincional obscurity in Montana to a national politics.

If you read the TL earlier you'll see it mentioned that William Westman is actually with Scott Westman when he is sworn into the US Senate.
The real person that Scott Westman is distant from is his own do-nothing father.  I will touch on this later if I find myself stuck with present situation.
Plus, what kind of jerkass would never visit his grandfather?

Obviously, I forgot that entry.
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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 08:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Wept on November 23, 2011, 03:21:25 PM
NOTE:

I realized that one of the earlier posts I had up was kind of crappy and unoriginal so I erased it and then erased the one after that and combined it with a previous post.

Looking back though, this revision works better.

Sorry for the confusion.

WHY DO I HAVE TO MISS EVERYTHING?!
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« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2011, 07:53:09 AM »
Whooooo!
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 11:31:16 AM »
Sex, violence and medicine.
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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2011, 02:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam on December 16, 2011, 07:49:05 AM
I would like to make a statement (OOC)Sad

« Last Edit: Today at 02:39:10 pm by True Federalist »


Wow.
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2011, 06:11:37 PM »
I have a question, Ernest.

If Mechaman did, for example, use f**k instead of evading filter, would that be ok?
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2012, 08:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Cynic on February 14, 2012, 08:23:28 PM
Man... If Scott loses re-election, I wonder what could be next for him...

An incredibly close race for a county dogcatcher.
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2012, 11:29:52 AM »
Quote from: MechaRepublican on February 17, 2012, 12:10:12 PM
-John Malkovich
Adjunct Professor of History, Notre Dame

I love this.
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2012, 06:23:38 AM »
Lol.
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2012, 10:35:08 AM »
WTF dude? Now, that we're a neighbours in one board, you're stopping to write?
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