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« Reply #275 on: March 29, 2011, 04:41:20 PM »
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« Reply #276 on: April 16, 2011, 01:39:20 PM »
Say No To The Racist Sunflowers Act

1. Growing the racist sunflowers at your yard is illegal.
2. If you really want to grow something useful, try weeds.
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« Reply #277 on: April 16, 2011, 04:43:38 PM »
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Say No To The Racist Sunflowers Act

1. Growing the racist sunflowers at your yard is illegal.
2. If you really want to grow something useful, try weeds.

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« Reply #278 on: April 18, 2011, 07:22:33 AM »
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Quote from: Remember Alamo! Remember Jamespol! on April 16, 2011, 01:39:20 PM
Say No To The Racist Sunflowers Act

1. Growing the racist sunflowers at your yard is illegal.
2. If you really want to grow something useful, try weeds.

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« Reply #279 on: April 19, 2011, 06:45:12 PM »
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Say No To The Racist Sunflowers Act

1. Growing the racist sunflowers at your yard is illegal.
2. If you really want to grow something useful, try weeds.

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« Reply #280 on: May 01, 2011, 12:36:08 PM »
The Keep The Least Unemployment Rate Act
The Midwest will be making more important things, such as statues of Governors, the Midwest Mt.Rushmore, and giving more power/money to Midwesterners. Also, anyone caught being mad at someone or in a bad mood for no reason/not accepting a *hughughug* shall be immediately be given cake to cheer them up, be given a *hughughug*, and will be cheered up by a playing of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", by the Official Midwest Happiness Bureau, which will give hundreds of new jobs to the Midwest.
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« Reply #281 on: May 01, 2011, 01:14:04 PM »
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The Keep The Least Unemployment Rate Act
The Midwest will be making more important things, such as statues of Governors, the Midwest Mt.Rushmore, and giving more power/money to Midwesterners. Also, anyone caught being mad at someone or in a bad mood for no reason/not accepting a *hughughug* shall be immediately be given cake to cheer them up, be given a *hughughug*, and will be cheered up by a playing of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", by the Official Midwest Happiness Bureau, which will give hundreds of new jobs to the Midwest.

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« Reply #282 on: May 01, 2011, 03:06:57 PM »
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The Keep The Least Unemployment Rate Act
The Midwest will be making more important things, such as statues of Governors, the Midwest Mt.Rushmore, and giving more power/money to Midwesterners. Also, anyone caught being mad at someone or in a bad mood for no reason/not accepting a *hughughug* shall be immediately be given cake to cheer them up, be given a *hughughug*, and will be cheered up by a playing of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", by the Official Midwest Happiness Bureau, which will give hundreds of new jobs to the Midwest.

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« Reply #283 on: May 01, 2011, 03:58:27 PM »
Quote from: hawkeye59 on May 01, 2011, 12:36:08 PM
The Keep The Least Unemployment Rate Act
The Midwest will be making more important things, such as statues of Governors, the Midwest Mt.Rushmore, and giving more power/money to Midwesterners. Also, anyone caught being mad at someone or in a bad mood for no reason/not accepting a *hughughug* shall be immediately be given cake to cheer them up, be given a *hughughug*, and will be cheered up by a playing of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", by the Official Midwest Happiness Bureau, which will give hundreds of new jobs to the Midwest.

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« Reply #284 on: May 12, 2011, 06:05:14 AM »
Save our Jobs Act
The Midwest will give 50,000,000$ to funding of agriculture. The Midwest shall also give 40,000,000$ to funding of mining. The Midwest shall also give a bonus of 30,000,000$ to any company that grows crops and mines in the Midwest (or, less preferably, but okay) other parts of Atlasia.
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« Reply #285 on: May 12, 2011, 12:03:09 PM »
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Save our Jobs Act
The Midwest will give 50,000,000$ to funding of agriculture. The Midwest shall also give 40,000,000$ to funding of mining. The Midwest shall also give a bonus of 30,000,000$ to any company that grows crops and mines in the Midwest (or, less preferably, but okay) other parts of Atlasia.

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« Reply #286 on: May 12, 2011, 12:11:33 PM »
May I ask where the money came from?
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« Reply #287 on: May 12, 2011, 12:43:00 PM »
Quote from: SoIA Yelnoc on May 12, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
May I ask where the money came from?

Currency in the Midwest consists mainly of stuff we find in our pockets at the time we pay for something.

I recently purchased my 'Kalwejt for Senate' bumper sticker with a pen cap, a pebble, a broken staple, and some lint.
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« Reply #288 on: May 13, 2011, 08:02:58 AM »
Quote from: SoIA Yelnoc on May 12, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
May I ask where the money came from?

What is "a money"?
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« Reply #289 on: May 13, 2011, 08:06:12 AM »
Midwest Admiralty Act

Prime Verin, with a consent from the Althing, shall be empowered to award a honorary title of "Midwest Admiral" to the cool Atlasians from other regions.

Midwest is totally landlocked, in case you didn't know that.
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« Reply #290 on: May 13, 2011, 11:10:01 AM »
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« Reply #291 on: May 13, 2011, 02:20:13 PM »
Heh.  And you wonder why I made your employment collapse Wink

I would write a story related to this but, honestly, I don't care enough.  Hoy es mi cumpleanos.
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« Reply #292 on: May 13, 2011, 02:22:03 PM »
Quote from: SoIA Yelnoc on May 13, 2011, 02:20:13 PM
Heh.  And you wonder why I made your employment collapse Wink

I would write a story related to this but, honestly, I don't care enough.  Hoy es mi cumpleanos.

MIDWEST WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE TYRANNY OF A COIN!!!!!!!
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« Reply #293 on: May 13, 2011, 02:30:04 PM »
O RLY?
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« Reply #294 on: May 13, 2011, 02:31:30 PM »
How about we:

1. Abolish unemployment via Althing act?
2. Secede from the Union and no Yelnoc will be allowed to write on our unemployment rate?
3. Just give us a bailout...
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« Reply #295 on: May 13, 2011, 02:33:03 PM »
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How about we:

1. Abolish unemployment via Althing act?
2. Secede from the Union and no Yelnoc will be allowed to write on our unemployment rate?
3. Just give us a bailout...
1. Angry mob storms Althing building and burns it the ground.  Unemployment reaches 15%
2. Angry mob storms Althing building and burns it the ground.  Unemployment reaches 15%
3. Angry mob storms Althing building and burns it the ground.  Unemployment reaches 15%
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« Reply #296 on: May 13, 2011, 02:58:21 PM »
So, now that you're saying what would happen with these scenarios, can you give us any advice about what to do?
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« Reply #297 on: May 13, 2011, 04:33:26 PM »
We Hates Furigners Act

If any foreigner (non Midwest citizen) is found in the government buildings, meaning the Midwest Universal Alþing, and it's Proposal Introducing Thread, a government subsidized angry mob will string him up at the nearest bonzi tree.
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« Reply #298 on: May 13, 2011, 08:17:03 PM »
Quote from: hawkeye59 on May 13, 2011, 02:58:21 PM
So, now that you're saying what would happen with these scenarios, can you give us any advice about what to do?
Advice?  Take a moment to be serious.  What do you think should be done to drop unemployment?

My entire reason for entering this thread was to ask about where the money was coming from.  Do you guys have a surplus or will taxes have to be raised or programs cut to fund that bill?  Does the Midwest even have a budget?
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« Reply #299 on: May 13, 2011, 08:25:53 PM »
Fine, we will raise taxes by 3-5%, depending on income
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