Midwest Universal Alþing Proposal Introducing Thread

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Say No To The Racist Sunflowers Act

1. Growing the racist sunflowers at your yard is illegal.
2. If you really want to grow something useful, try weeds.

X.  Mr. Fuzzleton

[Fuzzybigfoot]

The Keep The Least Unemployment Rate Act
The Midwest will be making more important things, such as statues of Governors, the Midwest Mt.Rushmore, and giving more power/money to Midwesterners. Also, anyone caught being mad at someone or in a bad mood for no reason/not accepting a *hughughug* shall be immediately be given cake to cheer them up, be given a *hughughug*, and will be cheered up by a playing of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", by the Official Midwest Happiness Bureau, which will give hundreds of new jobs to the Midwest.

X Mr. Fuzzleton

[Fuzzybigfoot]

x Mr. Fuzzleton

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Give Gustaf a Hug Act

1.)  All Midwest citizens are encouraged to give Gustaf a hug, because he seems to need one or many. 

2.)  Any person who gives Gustaf a hug will recieve a piece of cake. 

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Give Gustaf a Hug Act

1.)  All Midwest citizens are encouraged to give Gustaf a hug, because he seems to need one or many.  

2.)  Any person who gives Gustaf a hug will recieve a piece of cake.  

x Barnes

And Fuzzy, you can sign your own bills too.

Oh, okay.  


And:

X Mr Fuzzleton

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Midwestern Irridentialist Act, Take Eleventymillion

1. The Midwest claims the state now known as "Oceania" as its 12th state, Nirvana.
2. Should the Midwest gain sovereignty over Nirvana, the Midwest pledges to make Samoan and Chamorro official languages of the Midwestern Region.
3. The Midwest reminds Atlasia that it also claims the state now known as "New Mexico" as its 11th state, according to previous Irridentialist laws.

x Fuzzy