AndrewTX
AndrewCT
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 08:55:57 PM » |
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Sorry for the delay everyone, things got a little out of hand with work and the weather.. but I thank you all for coming in on this stormy night to the grand opening.
Welcome Ladies and Gents to the grand opening of AndrewCT & Kelly Lawyering! We are here to service your legal needs, from small claims, to major federal lawsuits. We have a team of growing experts here to help you!
This beautiful, state of the art firm has several offices around this grand nation, but its headquaters is located in beautiful Wilton, Connecticut. As we take a tour of our office, I'd like to introduce you to our Senior and Junior Partners of this firm, so please, everyone follow the guide.
First stop is the office of AndrewCT
AndrewCT- Founder and President, AndrewCT & Kelly Lawyering
Andrew has spent most of his life with the law. Studying, practicing, evading.. hes done it all! His experience starts graduating from Yale with his J.D. He served as private lawyer for 3 years before being appointed by than Governor MAS to serve as Chief Judicial Officer, the highest law man for the Northeast region. After a long term in this capacity, he served in other branches of law and government, including serveral terms as a once popular Governor, Senator, and even made a horrific failure run for the Presidency. After the people of the Northeast threw him out of his office and set him on fire for 3 days straight, he was elected as a Representative for the Northeast region. After making a large fortune serving in these capacities, he opened this firm for all of Atlasia, rich and poor. Although we do prefer the rich.
Next on our tour, will be the office of our Senior Partner, Mr. Kelly
Charlie Kelly- Senior Partner, and Executive Director
"Good evening people. I believe you could say I started my lawerying practices a few years ago, when we came into a little delema on real estate. Ever since, I have studied a whole lot, and believe that justice is here as where from wence we shall go to. Before we continue, does anyone have a place I can crash? I ran out of cat food...no? Okay....where was I again?"
Time to move on....... we may take a new hire for the Senior Partner, as Mr. Kelly has yet to show us his degree..
I'm sorry to say that we forgot to invite our two new Jr. Partners, Ben and Franzl. I'm sure they will show up soon enough to tell us more about them.
We do have offices in Alabama, which is ran by my dear friend and Cousin, Vinny.
Offices in California, ran by Chunk
And an office in North Dakota, ran by Captain James Hook
Yeah, we are totally looking for new hires around here. So if your looking to get your hands dirty in the law, and make a decent salary, please inquire with me directly.
That shall do it for the quick tour, so I would again like to thank you for coming, and enjoy the punch, pie, and booze in the atrium!
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