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« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2012, 09:01:31 PM »

Breaking
According to sources, the Labor conspiracy to conquer the IDS and install their own regime was not instituted by Alfred F. Jones. Speculation suggests it was masterminded by a key Labor figure, who utilized IDS Legislator Adam Griffin as an inside man in the region to help the takeover go smoothly.
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« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2012, 10:08:18 PM »

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According to sources, the Labor conspiracy to conquer the IDS and install their own regime was not instituted by Alfred F. Jones. Speculation suggests it was masterminded by a key Labor figure, who utilized IDS Legislator Adam Griffin as an inside man in the region to help the takeover go smoothly.

Unfortunately, this is also all wrong.
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« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2012, 10:13:00 PM »


My reaction to Labor at IDS
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« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2012, 11:06:22 PM »

but was truly instituted by Northeast Speaker and Lieutenant Governor Alfred F. Jones

lolwut.

And the 'key Labor figure' was, surprise surprise, Adam Griffin.
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« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2012, 11:14:04 PM »

Also, this was incorrect:

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« Reply #105 on: August 29, 2012, 05:05:18 AM »
« Edited: August 29, 2012, 05:14:10 AM by IDS Legislator SJoyceFla »

Also, this was incorrect:

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How'd it increase by 300%? If we assume it started with 1 (you) and is now at 3 (you, Seatown, Opebo), then that's 200%. If it started at nothing and ended with 3, that's a ... ∞% increase and I have a new thing to shout about!

Labor in the IDS has grown by ∞% in the last few months!
Also, further stuff: the Laborites don't even swear oaths like the rest of us! Compare.

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« Reply #106 on: August 29, 2012, 05:26:37 AM »


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Well if it makes you feel any better, I've never been interviewed by any publication in the history of my time here in atlasia. Tongue

     I think it's been about three years since I was last interviewed. I guess there just isn't much interest in the politics of Memphis. Tongue
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« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2012, 05:31:13 AM »

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How'd it increase by 300%? If we assume it started with 1 (you) and is now at 3 (you, Seatown, Opebo), then that's 200%. If it started at nothing and ended with 3, that's a ... ∞% increase and I have a new thing to shout about!

Labor in the IDS has grown by ∞% in the last few months!
Also, further stuff: the Laborites don't even swear oaths like the rest of us! Compare.

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1 x 300% = 3
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« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2012, 05:50:32 AM »

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How'd it increase by 300%? If we assume it started with 1 (you) and is now at 3 (you, Seatown, Opebo), then that's 200%. If it started at nothing and ended with 3, that's a ... ∞% increase and I have a new thing to shout about!

Labor in the IDS has grown by ∞% in the last few months!
Also, further stuff: the Laborites don't even swear oaths like the rest of us! Compare.

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1 x 300% = 3
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That's multiplication; it's a percent increase, so an increase from '1' to '3' is an increase of 2, and 2 is 200% of what you started with. So the increase was 200% of what you started with.
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« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2012, 06:07:06 AM »


That's multiplication; it's a percent increase, so an increase from '1' to '3' is an increase of 2, and 2 is 200% of what you started with. So the increase was 200% of what you started with.

Meh, whatever. Tongue I was never good at the nuances of math. I'll let Count Von Count take over:



1! 2! 3 times as many! (Although ∞% does make keeping count a lot easier)
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« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2012, 09:17:49 AM »

Mr. Joyce, how do you pronounce "[/"?
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« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2012, 10:39:56 AM »

Clearly, the only solution to this problem is a Mustafinist-Komovist takeover.
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« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2012, 11:51:18 AM »


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« Reply #113 on: September 02, 2012, 11:39:26 PM »


Mideast Gubernatorial Race TIED!

In a surprising turn of events, incumbent Governor ZuWo ties candidate Tmthforu94 in the Mideast gubernatorial race, with two voters undecided.

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Given these recent numbers, ScottSurveys moves this race from Lean Whig to Toss-Up.
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« Reply #114 on: September 03, 2012, 05:45:30 PM »

Interview with Senator Ben (MCPR-ME)

SJoyceFla, IDS Correspondent for The Porcupine (working outside his jurisdiction), sat down with Senator Ben today in an exclusive interview to ask him about his work in the Senate, his time as SoEA, his opinion on current going-ons in Atlasian politics, his re-election, and much more...


The Porcupine: Could you outline your specific position on Clarence's Iran resolution? Why do you believe what you do?

Ben: I fully support Clarence's resolution.  I believe the Atlasian Government should never rule out military force, especially when it comes to a threat like Iran.

The Porcupine: What qualifications for office do you have that would make you a better choice than 20RP12?

Ben: For one thing, experience.  I've built a record in the Senate that I am extremely proud of, including the creation of the Committee on National Security.  I've also been a leader in the debates on many major pieces of legislation, as well as a near perfect record of activity.

The Porcupine: You wear a red avatar yet represent the Mideast, a relatively conservative region. How do you represent your beliefs as well as those of your constituents?

Ben: For one, I myself am a moderate.  I'm not a crazy left winger like Redalgo.  When I disagree with the citizens of my region, it's respected because my constituents know I truly believe in my votes, and never vote for political gain.  And remember, my predecessor was just as, if not more, liberal than I am.  The Mideast cares about a candidate's ability and willingness to work more than ideology.

The Porcupine: You've described the current President as a "petty, antagonistic jerk with a penchant for personal vendettas" and "more personally vindictive than Liberas ever was", and that "his personality is one of the worst on the forum". How do you reconcile this with your apparent support of his presidency?

Ben: Yikes.  Honestly, having worked with Napoleon closely the last few months, I've seen a different side of him.  He's become much easier to work with than he ever was before.  And he has been an excellent President, working well with the Senate and being far more willing to compromise than I thought he'd be.  I'm happy to endorse him for reelection.

The Porcupine: Do you support former Secretary Kalwejt's attempts to negotiate with Iran?

Ben: I do, although I am pessimistic about the chances of success.

The Porcupine: You were SoEA for many years. What is your opinion of your successors in the office?

Ben: Well, it's been a small sample size, but I approve so far.  Both of my successors have worked hard, both in terms of generating stories and working with the Senate.  And I expect Cathcon to be just as successful.

The Porcupine: How do you respond to charges that you are a 'moderate hero' (including being mentioned in the Wiki article on said term)?

Ben: I didn't know I was mentioned in the wiki; that's interesting.  The charge had merit once, but I feel it no longer does.

The Porcupine: *Softball question alert* Which job do you prefer, SoEA or Senator, and why?

Ben: As much as I loved being SoEA, there's more power being a Senator.  As SoEA I could only do so much; I depended on the Senate to act.  As a Senator I can influence national policy to a much greater degree.  So, it's the Senator position, by a close margin.

The Porcupine: What do you think your chances are in the October election? Do you feel threatened by 20RP12's candidacy?

Ben: I'm optimistic. I feel like I've done a good job representing the Mideast, and have lived up to expectations. Jake, however, is a strong opponent, and I intend to vigorously campaign for the job.

The Porcupine: What do you think have been the major accomplishments of your term? What legislation would you like to introduce if you're re-elected?

Ben: Hard to say.  Obviously the creation of the NSC is a point of personal pride.  Much like the Senators in the US I admire, I don't care so much about legislation bearing my name; rather, I care about passing the important bills.  If I'm reelected I want to work with the incoming President, first and foremost.  Education is an issue near and dear to my heart, so I'll look into ways to pursue that issue as well.

The Porcupine: Would you consider running for President again? I recall the Ben/SJoyce ticket got a not-inconsequential amount of attention in June.

Ben: I'd consider it, certainly.  But I like my current job, and the incumbent President is doing a fine job as is.

The Porcupine: How would you combat unemployment, which according to the GM's numbers isn't dropping (at least in specific regions)?

Ben: I firmly believe that we need to fix our infrastructure.  Thus, fixing our infrastructure will enable us to also create jobs.  In addition, I am a supporter of harsher penalties for outsourcers, and incentives to keep jobs here.  At a national or regional levels, these are solid solutions.

The Porcupine: What do you view as possible on a federal level to improve education?

Ben: I think we should develop a new set of standards, as well as incentivize teachers to stay on the job. This is a significant issue, and I hope to work with the GM and the Administration on finding solutions.



Thanks for the interview!
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« Reply #115 on: September 03, 2012, 06:10:58 PM »


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« Reply #116 on: September 03, 2012, 06:17:53 PM »


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ME=Mideast.

How is Ben a "crazy left winger" in any sense of the word? Tongue
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« Reply #117 on: September 03, 2012, 06:27:08 PM »


SE/IDS=IDS
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MW=Midwest
PA=Pacific
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« Reply #118 on: September 03, 2012, 06:27:51 PM »

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Hmm?  I'd hardly compare my ideology to a true loon like Redalgo, who's very essence is socialistic lunacy.
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« Reply #119 on: September 03, 2012, 08:51:58 PM »


Ahhhhhhhhhh I see now. Thanks.



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Hmm?  I'd hardly compare my ideology to a true loon like Redalgo, who's very essence is socialistic lunacy.

I wasn't calling you a crazy left winger, but don't you think your description of Redalgo is a little...harsh?
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« Reply #120 on: September 03, 2012, 09:09:34 PM »

I wasn't calling you a crazy left winger, but don't you think your description of Redalgo is a little...harsh?

Certainly not.  He's so far left he's falling off the earth.

In case it isn't already apparent, I'm joking.  I love Redalgo, and he's been a pleasure to work with Smiley
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« Reply #121 on: September 04, 2012, 05:14:07 AM »

I wasn't calling you a crazy left winger, but don't you think your description of Redalgo is a little...harsh?

Certainly not.  He's so far left he's falling off the earth.

In case it isn't already apparent, I'm joking.  I love Redalgo, and he's been a pleasure to work with Smiley

Okay I was hoping you were exaggerating hahaha
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« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2014, 07:55:13 PM »

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« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2014, 09:16:41 PM »

The Triumphant Return of the Porcupine!


Expect hard hitting articles to come!
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« Reply #124 on: April 01, 2014, 12:16:35 AM »

Let us Work to Better Atlasia.

G.K. Chesterton once wrote:

“Let us suppose we are confronted with a desperate thing – say Pimlico. If we think what is really best for Pimlico we shall find the thread of thought leads to the throne of the mystic and the arbitrary. It is not enough for a man to disapprove of Pimlico; in that case he will merely cut his throat or move to Chelsea. Nor, certainly, is it enough for a man to approve of Pimlico; for then it will remain Pimlico, which would be awful. The only way out of it seems to be for somebody to love Pimlico; to love it with a transcendental tie and without any earthly reason. If there arose a man who loved Pimlico, then Pimlico would rise into ivory towers and golden pinnacles… If men loved Pimlico as mothers love children, arbitrarily, because it is theirs, Pimlico in a year or two might be fairer than Florence. Some readers will say that this is mere fantasy. I answer that this is the actual history of mankind. This, as a fact, is how cities did grow great. Go back to the darkest roots of civilization and you will find them knotted round some sacred stone or encircling some sacred well. People first paid honour to a spot and afterwards gained glory for it. Men did not love Rome because she was great. She was great because they had loved her.”

Recently some are talking about doing a full reboot of Atlasia. This is not the first time this idea has come up. Some even talk of Atlasia being dead or dying. Is Atlasia dead or is it our love for her that has died, leaving us with the inevitable consequences. Perhaps we do not need to scrap everything and start over, perhaps the problems are simply symptoms of our own attitudes and personal feuds. A reboot may clear the needing to be updated statutes on the wiki, but will do nothing to solve the problem of why it falls behind to begin with. I propose we restore the Atlasia we have, not simply give up and reboot it.
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