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For that reason, the Pacific recently embarrassed itself by sending a zombie to the Constitutional Convention on the back of the zombie vote.

Perhaps it is not too late to prevent the fine folks over at the Constitutional Convention from finding out about all of this.  Nothing ruins an infiltration of zombies like a pesky know-it-all who just had to let the cat out of the bag.