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[Oakvale]

     Crazy that the Pacific Governor has the second-worst approval rating. I'm used to seeing Pacific officeholders with 100% approval.

I've chosen to believe that at least one of the people polled was Xahar.

[Oakvale]

Traditionally, I think a newspaper asks people for interviews rather than the other way around.

But yeah, I'm up for an interview some time.

[Oakvale]

Thanks, Jbrase, I'm excited to be joining the Porcupine team. In my retirement from electoral politics I've been looking for something to do, and with the interesting court cases currently underway, joining this fine newspaper as, amongst other things, Judicial Analyst, is a great opportunity.

[Oakvale]

Mr. Editor,

In relation to our earlier conversation, I feel compelled to present a formal notice of my resignation. While I was not yet certain of my future in the game at the time you hired me, I have since, with a heavy heart, decided to retire from Atlasia, as evidenced by my current registration. My apologies for any inconvenience, but I am perhaps not ideologically suited to the editorial slant of this fine publication regardless. I resign my position.

Regretfully,



Former Associate Justice, Senator, Governor, Presidential candidate, journalist, current drinker of alcohol and beach lounger.