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[Adam Griffin]

but was truly instituted by Northeast Speaker and Lieutenant Governor Alfred F. Jones

This is all wrong. The rest: I approve.

[Adam Griffin]

Breaking
According to sources, the Labor conspiracy to conquer the IDS and install their own regime was not instituted by Alfred F. Jones. Speculation suggests it was masterminded by a key Labor figure, who utilized IDS Legislator Adam Griffin as an inside man in the region to help the takeover go smoothly.

Unfortunately, this is also all wrong.

[Adam Griffin]

Also, this was incorrect:

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[Adam Griffin]

Also, this was incorrect:

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How'd it increase by 300%? If we assume it started with 1 (you) and is now at 3 (you, Seatown, Opebo), then that's 200%. If it started at nothing and ended with 3, that's a ... ∞% increase and I have a new thing to shout about!

Labor in the IDS has grown by ∞% in the last few months!
Also, further stuff: the Laborites don't even swear oaths like the rest of us! Compare.

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1 x 300% = 3

[Adam Griffin]

1 x 300% = 3

That's multiplication; it's a percent increase, so an increase from '1' to '3' is an increase of 2, and 2 is 200% of what you started with. So the increase was 200% of what you started with.

Meh, whatever. I was never good at the nuances of math. I'll let Count Von Count take over:



1! 2! 3 times as many! (Although ∞% does make keeping count a lot easier)