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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« on: July 04, 2012, 08:18:06 PM »
Hm. I used to call you the greatest newspaper, but now you've criticized the Administration. Keep it up and I may have to knock you down to just great.
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2012, 09:45:10 PM »
« Edited: July 04, 2012, 09:47:26 PM by Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones »
Quote from: IDS Legislator SJoyceFla on July 04, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones on July 04, 2012, 08:18:06 PM
Hm. I used to call you the greatest newspaper, but now you've criticized The Administration. Keep it up and I may have to knock you down to just great.

"That damn free press has criticized an aspect of our glorious reign! Covert strike authorized on newspaper headquarters! That'll teach those reporter types to think twice about criticizing us!"

Hey, you want the press secretary job? You'd be a perfect fit.

But yeah, Fuzzy handled it badly.
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 10:48:08 AM »
Quote from: IDS Legislator SJoyceFla on July 04, 2012, 09:53:34 PM
Quote from: Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones on July 04, 2012, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: IDS Legislator SJoyceFla on July 04, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Northeast Representative Alfred F. Jones on July 04, 2012, 08:18:06 PM
Hm. I used to call you the greatest newspaper, but now you've criticized The Administration. Keep it up and I may have to knock you down to just great.

"That damn free press has criticized an aspect of our glorious reign! Covert strike authorized on newspaper headquarters! That'll teach those reporter types to think twice about criticizing us!"

Hey, you want the press secretary job? You'd be a perfect fit.

But yeah, Fuzzy handled it badly.

If I had that job... "Yes, the administration is fully in favor of protecting the rights of gun owners... An aide has just informed me that administration policy is actually to support gun control."

Exactly. Have you read 1984? It's like that.
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2012, 09:54:45 AM »
Quote from: Speaker Jbrase on July 07, 2012, 04:30:55 PM
En memoriam
Oakvale left The Porcupine
Forever missed

You can't write haikus
Four syllables in line 3
Silly paperboy.
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 03:07:29 PM »

Are you a member of Atlasia?
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 12:08:19 AM »
An addendum to the ScottSurveys poll: Rep. Winfield announced that he will not be running for reelection, so that leaves a space open for Goldwater.
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 11:06:22 PM »
Quote from: IDS Legislator SJoyceFla on August 28, 2012, 05:41:51 PM
but was truly instituted by Northeast Speaker and Lieutenant Governor Alfred F. Jones

lolwut.

And the 'key Labor figure' was, surprise surprise, Adam Griffin.
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 09:17:49 AM »
Mr. Joyce, how do you pronounce "[/"?
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